nikki 🥂

uapb alumni| hey maid , I see you wearing your maid outfit like you always do .

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

The most jealous bitch you know is a man

[gabitha. @igabitha]

idk why but my favorite act of love that i’ve heard of is when a man pays for his girlfriends education or living situation while she pursues education. like bitch i will cry rn.

[𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖆𝖈𝖗𝖞𝖑𝖎𝖈 𝖋𝖊𝖒 🍒 @thebaddiegalore]

told my homegirl in passing how i missed going to wnba games since my break up and within a couple days she got us courtside seats to see the NY Liberty play the Minnesota Lynx. and that’s on what a nigga can do, your homegirl can do better

[❥✾ᥴꫝﺃ @chi_never_shy]

I don’t want my daughter to be like me. I want her to speak up sooner. Walk away faster. Trust herself deeper. Apologize less. Take up more space. Ask bigger questions. Dream louder. And if that means she becomes everything I wasnt… GOOD!

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

i’m really done with dating

[LEN @jaaayLENo]

Y’all thick af my goodness

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Are yall poor?

[Goddess Graveyard Punany✨ @xm_muva]

You were a teen mom. We are young moms.

[TheRealHM @LifeWithSymonee]

So none of the kids went home and told their parents Miss Trunchbull was whooping they ass

[Mish, Esq. @attorneymish]

Whoever attempted to hack my Delta account and cancel my international trip hours before departure and rebook with my credits, just know the universe was on MY side!!! NOT YOURS!!! because I just happened to be on the app and on a call with customer service when it happened

[cp 🪩💋🍸 @theBKbelle]

i’ll give my period a smooth 3.5 days to do her biggest ones. but on day 4? i decide that i am spiritually, emotionally, mentally, and physically done. she better figure that shit out, because i’m not about to dedicate anymore time to that nonsense.

[mommiana @mommiana5]

Be a good boy then

[aura ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ໒꒱ @linguistlez]

my sister is the epitome of young ho… this girl is making mac and cheese and she’s going back to her room to lay down between every step instead of just staying in the kitchen

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

She said eyes and you got one big ass eye you stupid fcking btch

[aj. @wlwdelusions]

why did my cousin just call my job with a family emergency so they sent me home and i call her bawling my eyes out thinking someone literally died and she goes “i thought you might want the rest of the day off since it’s so hot right now” HELLO????

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

I fear she ate you up with this 😭😭

[YANA 🫀 @otgyana]

i hate when a man invites me out and says “everything on me” nigga who else would it be on

[💖Skits💖 @PudgyMade]

Did the 67 gesture to my bf’s nephew and he said “I’m not that kind of kid 😐” oh!

[not a safe place for dreadheads @skinnybbls]

i like mine with a college degree and 401k trust #your nigga is safe