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[P. S-Asante @psasante]

@Oye440 In life there are those who make things happen.

Then, there are those who watch things happen.

Finally there are those who wondered what happened.

Arteta solidly in the first category.

Real Arsenal fans in the second category.

Haters on here chatting about set pieces 😂😂😂

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@akoratana @matei_zaharia @pbailis @rauchg @zoink @drewhouston 100x

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@GasperCrepinsek Collection

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@heyshrutimishra Send

[P. S-Asante @psasante]

https://t.co/Ysovp6f3Gl

[nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft]

how i feel when I ssh using my mobile phone

[Vlad Mihalcea @vlad_mihalcea]

Applying the high scalability tips from Google and Netflix software architectures to your trivial project.

[P. S-Asante @psasante]

...back-end devs trying to write CSS 😂

[P. S-Asante @psasante]

😂

[Patrick Campbell @Patticus]

10 years ago today @aaronsw took his own life after overly aggressive prosecution.

He invented internet infrastructure.

He defeated the greatest threat the Internet had ever seen.

And you probably don't know who he is.

You should.

Here’s his story 🧵

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

Deep learning or something...I don't know https://t.co/ooYokkr3Dk

[Ahmad Awais @MrAhmadAwais]

The binary tree actually exists!!

[P. S-Asante @psasante]

😂😂😂 (Attribution: unknown) #coderjokes #programmerjokes

[Jean-Michel Lemieux @jmwind]

Technical debt. Everything looks fine above water… but why are we so slow?!?

[P. S-Asante @psasante]

Yes... When all your #automatedtests pass in #dev and #staging environments and then you #pushtoproduction 😂😂😂

(courtesy of: https://t.co/e65OKIFTEP)

[P. S-Asante @psasante]

😂 https://t.co/wT6XSRbHvS

[P. S-Asante @psasante]

Friday afternoon when you "tidy up" some random lines of code you came across 'cos you couldn't figure out what the hell it's there for 😂

(courtesy of: https://t.co/5toS2nI3t2)

[P. S-Asante @psasante]

@gunnerblog @emimartinezz1 This save against Norwich was just as impressive, if not more - Leno might struggle to get back in the team: https://t.co/JNFNwinFRv

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😂

[Microsoft Channel 9 @ch9]

When @shanselman's hands-free microphone stops working, a helpful tech comes on stage to assist. 😉 @scottgu
Watch LIVE here: https://t.co/dB1136u4X2 #MSBuild

[Andy Buck @Andy__Buck]

One of my all-time favourites.
Suspect this will appeal quite a few peeps...