Pat Schuetz

I could use a hot dog

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Why is Johnny Tsunami’s dad such a piece of shit

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@_raymondwill @Skratch @JustinThomas34 @K_m_Mitchell @BillyHo_Golf @McIlroyRory It’s Keith. It’s always Keith.

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@JoelMBeall “A smiling Luke Donald shopping for shampoo” killed me

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@TommyFleetwood1 @blackstone @TronCarterNLU oh no. Please comment

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@JackKennedy Escape at Dannemora & Chernobyl don’t make the cut?

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@MrDolan14 “You can’t be a math teacher and be this illogical” got a laugh out of me, not gonna lie #onyourside

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@WhaleEverything @NoLimitGains @grok Done

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@Mike_kim714 Pebble! Good luck in ‘26 Michael!

[Big 🐰 @FreddieGibbs]

Got that lick back bitch @packers

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@willknightsTFE Played with Doug at an IJGA event at the Den in Bloomington. I was 16, he was 14. Weather was awful, 40s and windy. I will never forget the sound of him puring long irons into greens. Pretty sure he won that event as the youngest kid in the field.

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@Chicago_Scanner What’s going on? Just saw all five hovering close to Milwaukee and Kimball

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

LEBRON: Shouldn't you be in the lab working on your free throws instead of wasting your time watching your new obsession - golf???

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@day_bowbow @NickKyrgios Back off my guy

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@MrDolan14 @charliekirk11 You know what I don’t understand about Charlie? His gross teeth!

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@BFW Pine Meadow

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@jamierkennedy Stuart Appleby could the wear the shit out of a visor with that hair

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@ButchEnEye Let’s go

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@CTAConfession @GovPritzker @ChicagosMayor Worth noting it took over 23 minutes for a Loop bound blue line train to arrive at the California stop at 8:00am this morning. Do better @ChicagosMayor

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@MrDolan14 #letsbereal

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@MrDolan14 Thought you were loyal to @TropicalSmoot20

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@GolfWRX Can you get some dets on Pavon’s putter?