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Satire + Sarcasm = 💓

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@CMShehbaz Courage

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@DrMohanYadav51 Irony lost here

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@godbole_shilpa FDA isn’t telling Hindus what goes into prasad. It’s a permanent, year-round food-safety framework covering ALL festivals & religions including mahaprasad, langars, iftars & bhandaras. It's aimed at targeting adulteration & unsafe food which even you shouldn't be consuming.

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@rishibagree Non-veg traditions are common among CKPs, Marathas, Kolis, Bhandaris, Agris, Pathare Prabhus, Dhangars, Mahars, Chambhars, Saraswats, Kunbis, Ramoshis, Vadars, Gonds, Warlis, Thakars, Katkaris, Bhils, Korkus & Gawlis and among many Hindu communities across India. This is a fact!

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@rishibagree Raj Thackeray is a CKP (Chandraseniya Kayastha Prabhu) a Maharashtrian community with a distinct cultural identity and a rich culinary tradition that prominently includes non-vegetarian food. 🐟🍗

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Wait for कंस mama

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@raghav_chadha Saali kutti, foreign travel?

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@IndianTechGuide WTH nothing should happen before 2047

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Be like ASS HAIR.

Life will wipe you out,
shit on you repeatedly,
and put you in some dark-ass places.

Grow back anyway.

Pure fucking resilience.

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@zahidarao123 They eat the same d¡çk and you are talking about the plate 😂🥒

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Aare beta woh wala toh karo...😂

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@Reuters Bharat's reaction...

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@PiyushGoyal Itni khushi 🥹

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@rushlane My Requirements:
- Affordable price
- Good mileage/range
- Powerful engine
- Comfort
- Safety
- Reliability
- Low maintenance
- Storage space
- Easy handling

Le Ather, so your requirements are:
Magic key 🗝️ 😁

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@svembu If conserving forex is the goal, make the case with facts & figures. Don’t infantilise citizens with “yeh mat karo, woh mat karo”

Want Indians to holiday, marry, invest & buy in India? Earn that choice. Fix infrastructure, compliance, corruption & ease of doing business.

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89th complaint
They are still there WTF 😒
Daily Bribes = No Action
No vigilance
Eunuch beggars continue harassing passengers at Sanpada and Juinagar station while @RailwaySeva @RPFCR @RailMadad @RPFCRBB @drmmumbaicr have gone silent.

@Dev_Fadnavis @RailMinIndia @RailwaySeva

[RPF Mumbai Division @RPFCRBB]

@RPFCR @RailwaySeva @pseudo_rock बेलापुर पोस्ट के क्षेत्राधिकार के स्टेशनों पर तैनात स्टाफ को निर्देशित किया गया है कि,भीख माँग कर न्यूसेंस करने वाले तृतीय पंथियों/भिखारियों से मुक्त रखें तथा पाए जाने पर उनके विरूद्ध नियमानुसार कार्यवाही करना सुनिश्चित करें।-2

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@Shanu_3010

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88th complaint
Daily Bribes = No Action
No vigilance
Eunuch beggars continue harassing passengers at Sanpada and Juinagar station while @RailwaySeva @RPFCR @RailMadad @RPFCRBB @drmmumbaicr have gone silent.

They are still there WTF 😒

@Dev_Fadnavis @RailMinIndia @RailwaySeva

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87th complaint
Daily Bribes = No Action
No vigilance
Eunuch beggars continue harassing passengers at Sanpada and Juinagar station while @RailwaySeva @RPFCR @RailMadad @RPFCRBB @drmmumbaicr have gone silent.

They are still there 😭

@Dev_Fadnavis @RailMinIndia @RailwaySeva