Max Lucado Parody

Hello! And welcome to Pre-Historic Earth. I'm best selling author Max Lucado.

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The Bible is pretty clear about the band Florida Georgia Line.

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I'm glad I'm not Catholic.

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Be sure to read my new book: Curious George and the Nativity Scene.

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People were more holy when people ate more turnips.

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Here's a strategy book I wrote for my favorite board game.

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First that stupid vampire movie. Now this:

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"Scarlett Takes A Tumble" is my favorite song.

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Every time God sees a man with a beard, he looks any Jesus and says "do you see what you've started?"

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"It's easier to ask forgiveness than permission." -sinners

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Leadership is all about talking louder.

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Reconostance is a word I made up. Definition pending.

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Most historians believe that Jesus was actually born in one of the Spring months. Ironically enough, the Easter Bunny was born in December.

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And today we celebrate Cyber Monday, as is commanded in the book of Luke.

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Before I was an author I was in MC Hammer's entourage. I wrote all or his Thank You Cards for him.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Jurassic Park

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My middle name is Imum.

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When the Steelers line up in those throw back jerseys I feel like half my tv should be in black and white. It's like a Christmas Miracle.

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If you really loved your kids you wouldn't serve them Grape Drank.

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Something's moving. Something's changing. See his glory. Feels like Heaven on Earthquake.