Paul Skuse ⚒⚒

RIP Eric Bristow xxx

[George Bray @GeorgeBray]

HAPPY 40th BIRTHDAY to The Smiths' - The Queen Is Dead....

https://t.co/cvcE7pT1Jr

[Jack Roworth @RoworthJack]

Gone but never forgotten. Tomorrow marks 13 years since British Army soldier Lee Rigby was murdered by terrorists in South East London. May God bless his beautiful soul, and may he always be remembered.

[Jokes UK 🔞 @jokesuk]

Steady on Jim 😳

[Chaz 🫧 🦁🦁🦁 @chazwhu98]

Excited for Millwall away cos I’ll get stabbed and won’t have to support West Ham anymore

[Paul Skuse ⚒⚒ @pskuse]

My mate packed in his job at McDonald's. He couldn't take it any more. He said the boss was a clown.

[Paul Skuse ⚒⚒ @pskuse]

Heather Mills has embarked on a musical tour. Her first round went ok, but she got a bit of stick for her second leg.

[Paul Skuse ⚒⚒ @pskuse]

I saw a prostitute with no arms the other day. I asked her if it affected her work in any way... She said she couldn't give a toss.

[Paul Skuse ⚒⚒ @pskuse]

I joined a nudist colony last week. I have to admit, the first day was the hardest.

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

This is the greatest prank JACKASS ever did 😂🔥

[Paul Skuse ⚒⚒ @pskuse]

@InTheBalls147 Umm, tis the rules though

[Paul Skuse ⚒⚒ @pskuse]

My mate just bought a Pub, and was going to rename it "Prince Charming" or "Goody Two Shoes."
I tried to talk him out of it, but he's Adamant .

[BloodyLoveLeh @No2ofTheBLB]

Quality shout Chubby 🫡 No.2 and The Simply BloodyLoveLeh have suffered for years with the woke agenda and are still fighting this very day 🙄 I agree Chubby why don’t they just F Off 😤😤 Stay Safe Brother Be Seeing You 😉👌#ChubbyBrown #Woke #FreedomofSpeech

[Paul Skuse ⚒⚒ @pskuse]

@RhianReads1 Not at his brilliant best but usually picks up when the pressure starts to mount.

[Paul Skuse ⚒⚒ @pskuse]

@147Magtr Especially with them ears. #winglet

[Paul Skuse ⚒⚒ @pskuse]

@SkySportsNews Great business by West Ham Utd. Shift the deadwood.

[Paul Skuse ⚒⚒ @pskuse]

@SpursOfficial 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[Paul Skuse ⚒⚒ @pskuse]

@Ladbrokes At least he didn't die

[Paul Skuse ⚒⚒ @pskuse]

Who gives Mcilroy the green jacket as he won it last year?

[Paul Skuse ⚒⚒ @pskuse]

@joshpearson180 Obviously a trolling comment, twat.