Paul Slawson

[Paul Slawson @pslawson8]

Met curse alive and well

[Paul Slawson @pslawson8]

“Ran into the bench area” ?????

[Paul Slawson @pslawson8]

Mahomes just got every steroid known to man injected straight into his ankle

[Paul Slawson @pslawson8]

Feeling like lieutenant Dan tonight

[Paul Slawson @pslawson8]

Nocturnal animals makes me physically ill every time I watch it and I love it every time

[Paul Slawson @pslawson8]

Please stop these shitty Hollywood rehashes

[IGN @IGN]

Here’s everyone confirmed to appear in Indiana Jones 5, which will be released on June 30, 2023.

[Paul Slawson @pslawson8]

THE METS HITTING!? WITH RISP!?!

[Paul Slawson @pslawson8]

I had enough runes to level up today and died to the same fucking rat twice

[Paul Slawson @pslawson8]

Other players literally beat the fuck out of their girlfriends/wives and get 5 games.

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: The NFL has suspended Falcons WR Calvin Ridley indefinitely through at least the conclusion of the 2022 season for betting on NFL games during the 2021 season.

[Paul Slawson @pslawson8]

Damn high school changed. We were just ripping Juuls in the bathroom.

[PiñataFarms: Meme Maker @pinatafarms]

Fez doesn't this deserve this.... at all #Euphoria

[Paul Slawson @pslawson8]

America Baby

[Paul Slawson @pslawson8]

I think being a cowboys fan should be an actual crime. I’m ready to do time, I welcome it even.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Hansel Enmanuel broke the internet 😱🤯 @SCNext

[Paul Slawson @pslawson8]

@dwilsey22 I was pulling for the bills man I’m sad

[Paul Slawson @pslawson8]

You can’t even play defense in the nba anymore and nobody really tries to. You can get all the kids to watch and expand your demographic if it’s 130-120 every game.

[Paul Slawson @pslawson8]

Football and basketball are becoming the tik tok of professional sports. Taking away defensive play for constant scoring stimulation. Keep those ratings high rake in the 💰

[Paul Slawson @pslawson8]

This just doesn’t sit right. How does one play defense in today’s game?

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

KENNY PICKETT FAKED THE SLIDE AND RAN 58 YARDS FOR THE TD 😱

[Paul Slawson @pslawson8]

It’s that time of the year where your mom watches “Extremely rich heir to a whole country ditches his fortune to fall in love with the very beautiful well kept maid just in time to learn the true meaning of Christmas” on repeat

[Paul Slawson @pslawson8]

You tap the quarterback a millisecond after he throws it and it’s a fifteen yarder

[Paul Slawson @pslawson8]

@akac47lum It should’ve been stopped when fans broke the fences. They didn’t have the infrastructure for that capacity. He released a poor attempt at an apology with a video of him rubbing his head saying “damn that sucked”

[Paul Slawson @pslawson8]

@akac47lum There is blame on everyone and I agree with that, but he most definitely holds the majority of it. He stopped a concert to spit on a man that tried to steal his shoe. He watched unconscious bodies being crowed surfed out and kept going.