Patrick Stanley

I like planes and I drink coffee everyday.

Love the Mariners and wish the A*tros would disappear for a few decades.

[Patrick Stanley @pstanley92]

Hey, hey! Watch out for that first step, it's a Twooosday! 🤣🤣

[Patrick Stanley @pstanley92]

@ArchySubb @saz_theman "Oriole Park at Camden Yards" is what she meant. It is not confusing at all lol

[Patrick Stanley @pstanley92]

@EnragedMsFan Miller/Woo/Hancock/Castillo>Gilbert/Kirby right now. And im being generous with Woo. They all can be top tier, they just have to actually go do it consistently.

I'd like to see them piggyback the two who did the worst the last rotation. Need something to earn.

[Patrick Stanley @pstanley92]

@EnragedMsFan Well he has been kinda bad the last two appearances. I wonder if it's related.

[Patrick Stanley @pstanley92]

@bispingdosports @MLB I know

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@MarinerMuse Nah it's the Angels, I completely believe this clip

[Patrick Stanley @pstanley92]

@KyleDoty32 @uniformcritic Exactly. He almost looks younger today in a way.

[Patrick Stanley @pstanley92]

@theportlandfire Coach should be wearing a purposely cheesy "Coach of the Month" button or something

[Patrick Stanley @pstanley92]

@DschlopesIsBack So Shaq was 1-for-22 from 3-point range over his whole career. Don't hear anyone complaining about that

[Patrick Stanley @pstanley92]

@BBGreatMoments One of my favorite perspective stats:

If the current active stolen base leader stole 50 bags a year for another 20 years, he wouldn't even catch Rickey's total. (Starling Marte at 361, would be 45 short after two more decades). Absolutely crazy how elite Rickey was.

[Patrick Stanley @pstanley92]

@immasiddx Ya try to get ChatGPT to count something. Your opinion will change

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@BlazersLead @JakeLFischer They can save money by hiring the first guy because he already has the team apparel.

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@messedupfoods It's Emily Blunt explaining how her kids say "water." Look it up, it's hilarious

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@sadiafatma1278 In Aisle A8 in the Tigard Wal-Mart, according to the website

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@blondehotcoffee Really

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@AlYourPalster @trimetscanner It is very much do not enter

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@MarinersSteve I meant to hit Yes but No was on top. So do the math in your head please.

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@BBGreatMoments The 1908 Yew Nork Yankees

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@AlYourPalster No, it is still running from Pioneer Sq to the Rose Garden through next fiscal year. There also is the Free Wash Park Shuttle, but that is also not TriMet.

[Patrick Stanley @pstanley92]

@AlYourPalster Oh no not at all. This service would be completely independent.