'My job is to demonstrate that British democracy is wonderful and unique in the entire Cosmos'
Count Binface told #BBCBreakfast why he plans to stand against Nigel Farage in the Clacton by-election - triggered by the resignation of the Reform UK leader who then plans to re-fight the seat, which he argued would vindicate him following questions over his financial arrangements
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Liza Minnelli has outlived Kristi Noem's time as Secretary of Homeland Security. The plastic surgery addict enjoyed dressing up for photos while arresting minorities.
💥BREAKING NEWS💥
@RobertJenrick has defected to @TheGreenParty following their win in Gorton and Denton.
Jenrick is alleged to have justified his second defection in as many months by telling voters: “I’ve always been a vegan.”
During the most recent Student Trading Competition, run by Old Mancunian Marc Duschenes (88–93), two MGS teams achieved the impressive feat of outperforming ChatGPT.
Team MGS-HLB closed their trades with a 5.2% gain, while MGS-Lloyds finished with a 4.4% gain.
#StudentFinance
Well done to year 12 pupil Ed, who recently competed in the UK National Hill Climb Championships. Ed qualified for this event based on results throughout the season. Competing on a course with gradients reaching 20%, Ed recorded a time of 3 minutes 7 seconds. #CyclingExcellence
Well done to Shaun, Jude, Caspar, Isaac, Ed, Gibson and Ben for earning MGS Cycling Club certificates. A special mention to Club Captain Shaun for seven years of outstanding commitment. Thanks to John Wych for his inspiring leadership. #MGSCycling