Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸

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[Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸 @pswayne7]

It’s so ridiculous that there was a backstory reveal for Bishop filmed in episode 7 that directly ties in to the big twist involving him and Alamo in the finale… and Levinson just cut it completely. So now the twist that the finale hinges on makes no sense 🙃

[SB 🪖 @welovesweetboy_]

not getting a backstory for these two characters in euphoria wasn’t fair

[teen of sardines🐟 @BRATTYBARBl]

They loom. It's time. I get all the girls I get all the girls.

[Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸 @pswayne7]

@DiscordAddamsX PUTH?!

[Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸 @pswayne7]

@eventualforever They’re verse but Ben is a lazy bottom, Damon gets freaky with it

[Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸 @pswayne7]

More evidence that people are fully watching TV with their eyes and ears shut because he explicitly states he did relapse. like that was a significant thing that happened which directly led to the shootout

[gen @__igennyy]

I thought Ali was going to relapse after Rue died but he actually went Rambo on everyone which I loved

[Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸 @pswayne7]

I dunno this Dr Todd storyline was only mildly interesting when it was about her bullying a med student, but for them to so abruptly dead-end that storyline for a generic “blackmail & abuse” plot that ends in an unnecessary sexual assault? What are they smoking at Emmerdale

[Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸 @pswayne7]

@bifreakuki @heavennpilled Just FYI do not waste your time with this film, the bisexual yearning and boykissing is a fleeting part of it, the rest is dreary heterosexual nonsense

[Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸 @pswayne7]

Why can’t they attend my bedroom

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Stuart Campbell and Mitchell Robertson attend the ‘HALF MAN’ FYC Event

[Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸 @pswayne7]

but we had time for 30 minutes of that one stripper’s BBL 🤷🏻‍♂️

[flanthippe @flanthippe]

Sam Levinson sheds light on Bishop's (Darrell Britt-Gibson) heroic turn in aiding Ali (Colman Domingo) in the "Euphoria" series finale:

"Bishop was the brother of one of Ali's deceased sponsees. This was established in 307 in a scene that we filmed but ultimately cut."

[Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸 @pswayne7]

They’re going to go on a generational run of making Peter the most amazing supportive incredible husband ever so that Lauren looks just as bad as her father when she inevitably cheats, and I will NOT be falling for it. We were all there when Peter blamed her for Jimmy’s blindness

[🪄 Tom 🪄 @itstomoliver]

Call me crazy but I just couldn’t betray him if I was his wife #EastEnders

[Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸 @pswayne7]

I’ve been slowly making my way through Vanderpump Villa season 3 (I just needed a break from Marciano after all that SLOMW nonsense) and I love how casually Stassi drops the insane lore drop that new boy Charlie’s family CREATED DELAWARE. Like the actual state.

[Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸 @pswayne7]

@memesistential Well, no, try reading that again x

[Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸 @pswayne7]

@Willowisatranny I really miss the Jimbo of Canada S1 who had a distinct darkly comedic POV that wasn’t just “OMG BOOBS 🤪🤪” he flanderised himself so fast

[roxannat @NicLiamo]

That yank having an absolute meltdown and telling Irish people that he’s more Irish than them cos he has an interest in Gaelic is brilliant. The most I’ve enjoyed Twitter in a while x

[Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸 @pswayne7]

… do Americans actually think we don’t have tumble dryers and dishwashers??

[Devon Eriksen @Devon_Eriksen_]

It is so characteristically European.

The man from a land which can barely afford, and mostly lacks, modern technologies such as ice makers, air conditioners, firearms, clothes dryers, dishwashers, and the like...

.... he boasts instead of having a small piece of paper, issued to him by his government, whose sole use is to comply with the regulations of that government.

He's right about me.

I don't have a passport.

Why not?

Because I do not wish to travel outside of the United States. Not because conditions there are appallingly primitive. I could, and certainly would, be willing to rough it for a few weeks to see some of the great historical sites of Western civilization.

And to meet of with some of the people who would make that civilization great again, were they not under the heel of unelected socialist bureaucratic parasites.

But those parasites have created a police state, and I don't visit police states.

They have disarmed the free peoples of Europe, imported enemies to stab them and rape their daughters, and used their police forces to protect those enemies rather than their own people.

Their servants are quite willing to literally chain a man up, and watch him bleed to death, laughing at him as he slowly dies, all for no other crime than being a White man.

Or to arrest a man, convict him, and throw him into prison for pointing any of this out.

European governments have shown great enthusiasm for jailing their critics, an enthusiasm they do not share for concepts such "human rights" and "jurisdiction".

So, would it be nice to see Europe, the place? Would it be nice to hang out with Europeans?

Yes.

Am I willing to disarm myself and enter the territory of totalitarian dictatorships for that opportunity?

No.

Until the Europeans (and other first world nations) clean the rats out of their respective homelands, I have no use for a passport.

Unless I decide to visit El Salvador, I suppose.

[Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸 @pswayne7]

Last Christmas vindicated

[IGN @IGN]

Emilia Clarke says she's sorry about Secret Invasion, Solo, and Terminator. https://t.co/5qObKBnOMh

[Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸 @pswayne7]

@definitelybromo She is GAGGING for you, f@gotts

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

It’s not just a rainbow, it’s a symbol of pride, hope and security. Happy pride🏳️‍🌈

[Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸 @pswayne7]

A quick almost mid-year review of my letterboxd confirms my most-watched directors this year so far are Nancy Meyers and Gregg Araki. Am I ok.

[Patrick Swayne 🇵🇸 @pswayne7]

@memilies So funny and tells you so much about Patricia in one simple setup. The world building and storytelling in this show is unmatched right now