Paul Sweeney

Allow I to introduce we

[Paul Sweeney @PSweens33]

My daughter has four teeth now! They hurt

[Paul Sweeney @PSweens33]

@SpindleTap love your products but this was from the same 6 pack! Mostly want to know if this is ok to drink?

[Paul Sweeney @PSweens33]

When a really loud motorcycle rides by and wakes us up at night

[Paul Sweeney @PSweens33]

My daughter is giving off some real De Niro vibes this morning, wait for me to feed her

CC @forthewindsay (hurry up with that bottle, think I might get whacked)

[Paul Sweeney @PSweens33]

People are very polarized over runners these days

[Paul Sweeney @PSweens33]

While out for a run, does a thumbs up and a smile from an elderly gent walking his dog negate the middle fingers from a group of teenagers goofing off? I like to think so.

[Paul Sweeney @PSweens33]

My wife enjoying brunch with a cold

[Paul Sweeney @PSweens33]

@forthewindsay Unfortunately they said they could not blow up my balloons for free so stormed out

[Paul Sweeney @PSweens33]

Actual thing I just heard in CVS:
Employee to Cashier: Do we blow up balloons for free? They brought their own.

Why is there no “tip”option on the key pad?!

[Paul Sweeney @PSweens33]

Ever get work in the morning on a gross summer day and your knees are sweating?? 😳

[Paul Sweeney @PSweens33]

Yo! Has anyone ever seen John Wick brush his teeth?! LOL I Hope he does

[Paul Sweeney @PSweens33]

Me: TV, John Wick 2 please

TV: Sorry, there’s actually a serious blackout happening close to you rn

Me: TV no, J-O-H-N *space* W.....

[Paul Sweeney @PSweens33]

TV: so you wanna watch John Wick Ch 2.... twice in one night?

Me: NO!!! But for the FOURTH time yes!!

[Paul Sweeney @PSweens33]

@forthewindsay

[Susannah Fielding @Misssusannahf]

My stomach actually hurts from laughing so hard at this... https://t.co/Cety7KTmFB

[Paul Sweeney @PSweens33]

Mr. Sweeney is my fathers name, just call me...

[Paul Sweeney @PSweens33]

Hey NYC! Turn down the humidity, I’m leaking!

[Lindsay Sweeney @forthewindsay]

Beers for the birthday boy @psweens33 🍻 @ Moustache Brewing Co. https://t.co/4uyz5Cwdsf

[Paul Sweeney @PSweens33]

I’ll make it three just to be safe 😉 https://t.co/P2wjRBtprv

[Daren Carpenter @Darencarpenter]

Happy Birthday to @PSweens33 dance like no one is watching and have a beer or two brother!!

[Paul Sweeney @PSweens33]

Da Mystery of Chessboxin https://t.co/Vha5eNfmc4

[Wu Tang Clan @WuTangClan]

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