psylentbob

Fuck this noise

yin/yang

[hawkeye.source @HawkeyeSource]

Iowa football:

[Zack Pierce @ZPathletic]

This angle gets me, where he’s just kind of standing there soaking it in, then sees his daughter and smiles, then instantly melts into tears … whew. Hell of a run, 35.

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

🚨BREAKING: First gameplay trailer for Holdout Juror Simulator.

11 against 1. Seven days. Can you hold your ground?

[Smooth @kingofalldicks1]

Everytime I watch this I laugh and I don’t know why.

[psylentbob @psylentbob]

@PubWanghaf Fuckin Erick. Dude is the man

[psylentbob @psylentbob]

@JustE0420 Or maybe this isn't a black and white issue and there is a lot of gray area here. Saying hey let's not kill anyone regardless of side seems like a pretty reasonable position.

[psylentbob @psylentbob]

@_willcompton Usually I just come to Will's timeline to see him be owned by Iowa or Kittle but this is 100% correct. Friday night is high school football. If I remember correctly Kirk Ferentz also said this should be a no-go. Greedy TV deals

[psylentbob @psylentbob]

@AmosFromWV Not sure where you stand religiously Amos but I can say as someone who voted for Trump and now see him abandoning a lot of the reasons I voted for him--there are a lot of people worshipping a man instead of God as we should

[STORM NEWS 📰🗞️ @storm1news]

This dude adopted a rescue hyena and named his Eddie. He videos jokes and Eddie howls with laughter.

[psylentbob @psylentbob]

@PhiClone1769 @FreddyLA7 Its really not though

[High Priest Gabagool 📟 @Hpgabagool]

@NBC10Boston @ddeli2024 Sounds serious. Did he murder his children or something?

[psylentbob @psylentbob]

@_willcompton Yes. Definitely a real thing. Dont fret a whole lot though it wont come down to that vs Iowa

[psylentbob @psylentbob]

@Yemen_News0 I really want to know what weapon they have that made the vehicles go from burned up and smoking to no smoke at all in about 10 seconds

[Nancy Mace @NancyMace]

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: My wife tried to commit suicide.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Stay awake. How old is she?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: 31–33.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is she awake?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Yes.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is she breathing?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Yeah. Lindsay, what did you do to your neck? She’s talking.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: When did this happen?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Last half hour.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: How far did she fall?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: 20 feet.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is she responding normally?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: A little bit. Wake up!

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: What part of the body was injured?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Her neck. She’s breathing. Lindsay, look at me. Look at me.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Are there weapons?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: I don’t see any. Where are the kids?

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Do not move her.

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Open your eyes. Lindsay, look at me. Open your eyes. Say my name.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: I’m going to tell you how to stop the bleeding.

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: It’s not really bleeding… open wounds. She’s in the backyard.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is there something on her neck? Can you put pressure on it?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: No. Lindsay, wake up. They’re coming. Look at me.

𝗦𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘀. First responders arrive.

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: I need you to stay with her. I have to go check on my kids.

𝗜𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 / 𝗯𝗮𝘀𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁
𝗙𝗼𝗼𝘁𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗽𝘀.

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Guys? Guys?
Cora? Cora?
Dawson?
Oh no. Oh no!
Wake up!

Then screaming and gasping for an extended stretch.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: What’s going on? Hello?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Basement! Basement! Oh my God! I need help in the basement right now.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Hello? Hello?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Dawson! My buddy! My little boy! My buddy!

AHHHHH, SHE KILLED THE KIDS!!! Oh my God!

[John Wright @johncwright2001]

For those of you keeping track:

1. 1958 New York Times: Ice-free Arctic within 70 years.

2. 1967 Salt Lake City Tribute, quoting Paul Ehrlich: Global famine by AD 1975. Involuntary mass sterilization needed to curtail population growth.

3. 1970 Boston Globe, quoting James Lodge: Ice Age by the 21st Century.

4. 1971 Washington Post, quoting NASA: Ice Age within 50 years.

5. 1972 Brown University: Global climate deterioration due to Global Cooling.

6. 1974 Guardian: Ice Age coming fast.

7. 1974 Time Magazine: New Ice Age.

8. 1978 New York Times: No end in sight to cooling trend.

A year later, the same paper with the same somber urgency, was reporting the opposite.

9. 1979 New York Times: Global climate catastrophe. Ice-free Arctic within 70 years.

10. 1982 New York Times, quoting UN: Environmental catastrophe by AD 2000.

11. 1988 AP: Global Warming: Maldives drowned by rising sealevel within 30 years (AD 2019).

12. 1989 San Jose Mercury, quoting UN: Global Warming: nations drowned AD 2000.

13. 2000 Independent: Snowfalls a ‘thing of the past’ in England within ‘a few years’.

14. 2001 Albuquerque Journal, quoting George Hurt: Climate-change to kill New England maple syrup industry.

15. 2004 Guardian, quoting secret Pentagon report: Climate change will trigger nuclear war, submerge major European cities, Britain ‘Siberian’ by AD 2020.
16. 2006 AP, quoting Al Gore: Greenhouse gas. Point of no return in 10 years (AD 2016).

17. 2007 New York Times, quoting UN: Point of no return by 2012.

18. 2007 Canwest News: Ice-free Arctic by AD 2010 or 2015.

19. 2007 AP, quoting NASA: Ice-free Arctic by AD 2012.

20. 2007 BBC: Ice-free Arctic before AD 2013.

21. 2008 Xinhua (Chinese News), quoting Norwegian official: Ice-free Arctic.

22. 2008 New Scientist Magazine, quoting director National Snow and Ice Data Center: Ice-Free Artic by AD 2008 (that year).

23. 2008 National Geographic, quoting scientist: Ice-Free Artic by AD 2008 (that year).

24. 2008 AP, quoting NASA: Ice-Free Artic by AD 2013 to 2018.

25. 2009 USA Today, quoting Al Gore: Ice-Free Artic by AD 2014.

Note that on or about this time, circa 2010, the Glacial National Park erected signs warning that all glaciers would be melted entirely away by AD 2020

26. 2012 Australian: Snow gone by AD 2020.

27. 2013 Guardian: Ice-Free Artic by 2015, will trigger methane catastrophe.

28. 2017 Sydney Morning Herald: Climate Changes to curtail Australia’s ski industry.

29. 2018 Forbes, quoting Harvard University: Ice-Free Artic by AD 2022. Chance of any permanent ice remaining is “essentially zero.” (Despite these odds, 5.6 million square miles remain.)

30. 2018 Greta Thunberg, autistic schoolgirl, quoting ‘Top Climate Scientist’: Humans to go extinct if Climate Change not fixed by AD 2023. All humanity to perish unless fossil fuel use stopped within five years.

31. 2021 LA Times: No Snow in California by “sooner than you think.”

32. 2022 Bloomberg: End of Snow threatens to upend 76 million American lives.

Please note that in AD 2020, Glacial National Park (see above) removed the signs predicting the glaciers clearly looming above the sightseers were to have had vanished by now.

[Austin Abbott @AustinAbbott]

My friend Josh came in last place in fantasy (again)

His punishment is to stay at a bar from open to close (7AM - 2AM)

Each beer takes off 15 minutes, each shot takes off 30 minutes (the shots can only be liquor)

Stay tuned

[Aesthetica @Anc_Aesthetics]

You wanna know how I got these scars? My mother was a Lindsay Clancy fan and an SSRI fiend. One night after hours on tik tok she set up a camera to cry in front of, but the battery was dead. I told mommy not to cry and she didn't like that. Not. One. Bit.

[Bison @Bisontwting]

bro shut the fuck up

[Cinema Shogun @CinemaShogun]

HOLY SH*T 🤣

Candace Owens lapdog Project Constitution just got WRECKED 💥 while live streaming‼️

He brought on what he thought was a whistleblower that wanted to reveal top secret information about Andrew Wilson.

The only problem is it was actually Jake Rattlesnake trolling him.

Project Constitution pretended as if he properly vetted Jake and his info was valid.

The reality?

Jake had been trolling about this for a couple of days on social media and was even live streaming from his own channel while pranking Project Constitution.

Thus proving that Project Constitution did LITERALLY ZERO research into who his “whistleblower” was but presented him to his audience as if he were legit anyways.

You would think that the name Mr.Coom would be enough to tip him off that this was all some sort of joke but it wasn’t.

He even bought into the silly conspiracy of Andrew Wilson secretly smoking menthol cigarettes 🚬 while pretending to smoke regular ones.

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.

But it’s also kinda sad when you think about the fact that there are millions of people out there who have fully bought into the Charlie Kirk conspiracies based on stupid nonsense like this.