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[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

Manchester United's latest accounts show £63.5m has been spent on buying land for their new stadium.

#MUFC also announce record revenues of £677.6m and a £22.6m operating profit despite the financial year seeing the club playing without European football.

The club saved £8.5m on a potential £16.5m payment to Ruben Amorim, which stopped when he took the Milan job.

However, the club's overall debt is still at over £1bn.

[Diablo @el_diablllo_]

When I'm in the middle of talking to a 10/10 nurse and the doctor interrupts to ask if I want to see my newborn son

[Cindymonel™ @cindy_blog]

May the good we do for others never come back to destroy us and May our kindness never cost us our peace.

[Lyés @LyesBouzidi10]

We are finished. Done.

[Jai @JAivsdaWrld]

It will all work in my favour.

[Codie Sanchez @Codie_Sanchez]

Communication expert explains how to get people to like you more:

[Abieyuwa💸 @abieyuwaxo]

I’m sorry but this is too funny because this must be so annoying 😭😭

[EverythingCar_X @EverythingCar_X]

Houston really has a different way of fighting fires 😂🔥

Bro turned a water truck into a fire truck and pulled up like it was just another day at work. 💀

Forget the sirens and fancy fire engines—if you’ve got enough water and the right truck, apparently you’re part of the Houston Fire Department now.

[CORLEONE @psyychosociall]

@rajmanxxii Man like Rajiiiii

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

kobbie mainoo first start of the season - first united win of the season

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@temiadegbite_ Gbegborun 😂

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@temiadegbite_ We don finally talk o

[Jai @JAivsdaWrld]

Miss my babe

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@Mrczar_ I don’t get it as well, it’s not even that deep 😂

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@temiadegbite_ Ayyyy touch some grass girl 😭

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@temiadegbite_ 🤔

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@temiadegbite_ Temi???

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

Manchester City keen to sign Enzo Fernandez and could recoup much of Chelsea's £120m asking price via the departures of Rodri (Barcelona second bid rejected but talks ongoing) and Tijjani Reijnders (Al-Qadsiah in advanced talks).

Enzo Maresca wants to reunite with Fernandez, but Chelsea's asking price will only hold until 17:00 on Friday. Key two days ahead.🇦🇷

[✰ @lovellywinter]

Fifa chose messi the world chose Ronaldo