Sir Pedro Colquhouny 🇪🇺

Knighted recently for doing nothing.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Nutshell.

[jojo77 @other_mrs]

If today really is the last day of Twitter I’d like my parting shot to be “Brexit really was the shittiest idea known to man, dreamt up by conmen, promoted by charlatans and voted for by fucking idiots.”

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Oh.

[Self Esteem @SELFESTEEM___]

TOMORROW

[Lou Newton @lounewton_]

I was recently looking for a new room to rent in London.

Here's some of the outrageous/bizarre/probably illegal things I encountered 🧵

[Sir Pedro Colquhouny 🇪🇺 @ptcolquhoun]

So angry. Xx

[Stephanie Gaunt 🪓✍️🇪🇺🇺🇦#FBPE FBNHS 💙🕷 @Steffogrunt]

Still grieving - and angry

[Karen B 🌹🇪🇺 🇺🇦💜🤍💚KarenB@KBGreyhoundLady @KBGreyhoundlady]

Perfectly worded letter in today’s Guardian

[Sir Pedro Colquhouny 🇪🇺 @ptcolquhoun]

Superb

[Sir Pedro Colquhouny 🇪🇺 @ptcolquhoun]

Occasional reluctant watcher, now avid and obstinate avoider. Can’t, won’t, agree ‘shameful’ is the word.

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

Seems @ITV thought Matt Hancock being on our screens so soon after overseeing us not being able to attend family funerals would be fun & edgy. A "good booking".
It is one of the most shameful decisions in modern broadcasting.
The #ImACeleb brand is forever tainted by this crap.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

London loses its top spot as the most valuable European stock market to….

France

Which is confusing…

They must be going through a different war in Ukraine, global energy spike & interest rate crisis to us.

By the way, is everyone enjoying Brexit?

https://t.co/MrZV4AhwJ3

[Self Esteem @SELFESTEEM___]

https://t.co/h9c4B6b8jw

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

There are 200k grieving families in Britain today who lost a loved one to Covid.

Matt Hancock is the health secretary who presided over all those deaths.

Yet this is how he sees fit to conduct himself now - for a £400,000 fee from ITV.

It is so insensitive, disgusting & wrong.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

We are the only G7 country whose economy has shrunk compared to before the pandemic. Coincidentally, we are the only country that told its biggest trading partner to fuck off during this time.

[Sir Pedro Colquhouny 🇪🇺 @ptcolquhoun]

It’s alive, of course…🫥

[Sir Pedro Colquhouny 🇪🇺 @ptcolquhoun]

#deathcat 😻 Check out ks_custom's video! #TikTok https://t.co/r057iCl8Vc

[Sir Pedro Colquhouny 🇪🇺 @ptcolquhoun]

@anon_opin Even better, realise that coffee is ‘meaningless’…

[Sir Pedro Colquhouny 🇪🇺 @ptcolquhoun]

@FormallyRicky @SoVeryBritish Followed 😂

[Sir Pedro Colquhouny 🇪🇺 @ptcolquhoun]

@SoVeryBritish DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN GINGER NUTS AND CHOCOLATE HOBNOBS 🫣😭😩😩😩😩

[Sir Pedro Colquhouny 🇪🇺 @ptcolquhoun]

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