dorkelina

Console gamer.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Someone please make this pic of me & @GroovyBruce into the cover for our New Wave group Small2Tall featuring our hit single “Love Gunzz”

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#vintagepolitics

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Okay, just windy.

It’ll be clear and 80, just as it should be this late in January.

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It sounds like there’s

Weather

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@OliviaAugustus We can cry together at @DennysDiner when you come see me

Tears of laughter ofc

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@OliviaAugustus Never!

[Sunny @sunnyright]

Trevor Noah is absolutely correct about the enabler aspect of the abuse stories.

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I’ve got 6 lights in my kitchen. 4 have gone out.

Something about that reminds me of how I’ve felt lately.

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

dear people crying in our parking lots at night, we’re open.

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❤️ https://t.co/V1nc1QEVkV

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

dear people crying in our parking lots at night, we’re open.

[Elder Scrolls Items @TES_ItemsBot]

Hilarious Argonian Workout Gear

[Independent Women @IWF]

Tennessee "Hair Cops" Ensure that Your Barber Will Have a Diploma https://t.co/cWFUnDIqZG via @iwf

[Tennessean @Tennessean]

Reba is the 11th person to play the Colonel
https://t.co/UQf8xx4WYg

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@GayPatriot 😔 sorry for your loss. What a beautiful good girl.

[NASA History Office @NASAhistory]

Today we honor and remember the crew of STS-51L who died in the Challenger accident in 1986: (left to right below) Christa McAuliffe, Greg Jarvis, Judy Resnik, Dick Scobee, Ron McNair, Mike Smith and Ellison Onizuka #NASARemembers #DayOfRemembrance

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@RotNScoundrel 1967 Mustang, loved strictly for sentimental reasons/cool factor–because that mofo never was 100%. It was loud, the radio got one AM station, and it was old as dirt when I got it.

[dorkelina @pteranobob]

I’m a total Grover.

Also: All my favorite muppets are @TheFrankOzJam #love https://t.co/bqJP4vOnZN

[Frank Oz @TheFrankOzJam]

Yes I identified most with Grover and Fozzie, but there are bits of me in all of my characters. Me being boring is Bert, me pure is Grover, me obsessed-Cookie, me neurotic-Piggy, me insecure-Fozzie, me uptight-Sam, me crazed-Animal. I'm a bit like each of them. And so are you.

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😭 https://t.co/i0ZxS86UA2

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

still can't believe they're making Toy Story 4

they even bookended the trilogy with the shot of the clouds at the end of 3, why make a 4th

that's like making lord of the rings 4: sam's divorce