Pterodad

Just dad jokes, music, Tennessee sports, Braves, Seahawks, and not taking life too seriously

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I have no idea what bespoke means. I assume it’s when you’ve finished speaking. You bespoke.

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@lolitadiariess This is absolutely incorrect. Women also do all this when they like you as a friend

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@WhiteHouse Ok but when is the end exactly

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@Justwandyy Nah, all those target cashiers ain’t flirting with me

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@RepNancyMace 🤔

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@Govindtwtt Google is using AI

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@tedcruz Hey Ted - we’re paying 4.59 a gallon here (not in California, but a red state)

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There was no Braves baseball on Memorial Day and now my whole life feels off

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@stace_404 ❤️

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@WhiteHouse Wasting time and money on more dumbass shit

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@otokyo Can I get back pay?

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@NancyMace All of the above?

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@Kristinartz Myself

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@AlyssaPurser Same same

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@ThrillaRilla369 💯

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@Whotfismick That’s me!

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@bucsnbrews Well that’s derpy

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@MikeBales I had a neighbor who would get pissed off if I mowed any bit of his lawn, so 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@itsbostonbritt 👏

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@WhiteHouse If only we were as urgent about the economy

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I was given some Amazon gift cards and I’m currently looking at new trash can options. This may be one of the most adultiest things I’ve ever adulted