Patti Testerman

Copywriter, content developer and creative director

[vardhan @vhanagwal]

Like for a special animation. #AppleEvent

[Patti Testerman @ptesterman]

“We comfort ourselves by saying we are the largest donor to the Afghanistan relief effort, but we are also a major reason the crisis is dire in the first place…” https://t.co/pC7dTYaNXe

[Patti Testerman @ptesterman]

@BeschlossDC @washingtonpost I have a $300 parking ticket. Maybe the @washingtonpost will report it and I won't have to pay.

[Patti Testerman @ptesterman]

Tomorrow is the last day for Mama's Pies this season! @MamasKitchenSD #Thanksgiving #Thanksgiving2021 #pumpkinpie #applepie #pecanpie #SupportLocal

[Patti Testerman @ptesterman]

@TheKateLab Brilliant insight!

[Matt Amodio @AmodioMatt]

Steps to identify whether a #Jeopardy question was poorly worded or whether you just mis-read it:

1. You just mis-read it

[Kate O'Swartz @TheKateLab]

🎂🐺🎂 "Cake Voolf"

[Kate O'Swartz @TheKateLab]

"Tiffany for men get over yourself" -Things I actually say outloud

[Patti Testerman @ptesterman]

Always @Hennessy why no songs mention @CupcakeLightHearted Sauvignon blanc? 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Patti Testerman @ptesterman]

Watch the Mayorkas interview: https://t.co/sMRysS0Nbs

[Patti Testerman @ptesterman]

Anyone else concerned watching @AliMayorkas @DHSgov on @MeetThePress today? The Haitians at the border in Texas- gone in a day. Where?

[Patti Testerman @ptesterman]

@avinash B. Stronger point of view

[Patti Testerman @ptesterman]

Rest In Peace Charlie Watts @RollingStones

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

"For my dad, watching his party lose its soul is torture...but not the good kind"

[Derek Johnson @derekjESQ]

What doesn’t kill you… mutates and tries again.

Get vaccinated.

[Patti Testerman @ptesterman]

@hulu The Land of Oz

[Tom Warren @tomwarren]

the default Microsoft Office font is changing in 2022, after 15 years of Calibri. Microsoft has commissioned 5 new fonts that will battle it out to win the spot as default. Details on all the new fonts here: https://t.co/kpZWfkWIzW

[Patti Testerman @ptesterman]

@KPBS It was fantastic!!

[Rachel Maddow @maddow]

"It is imperative that Dr. Vasilieva and her team of doctors be allowed to promptly examine Navalny and get him into intensive care if necessary.

If Navalny dies, there is no question who should be held responsible, and the cost will be high."
https://t.co/hMzxQ8WrDI

[Patti Testerman @ptesterman]

@maddow If they can get in to do blood work why aren’t they allowed to treat him? I get what Putin’s doing but really? Not even the pretense that it’s anything but a state murder?