Patti Toensing

Mom and wife, sports fan and lover of cooking, music and animals. Never met a dog I didn't like.

[Anand Nanduri @NanduriNFL]

Egbuka, Jenkins, Olave, Boston, MHJ, Cris Carter, G5, Posey, Ginn, JSN, Michael Thomas…. He’s gonna clear them all. In every single category. Easily. Do you understand how insane this is?

[FFBuck 🏆 @FFbuckCLE]

Every time Ohio State plays a good team, media hypes up the other team and predicts Ohio State to lose every time.

And then when Ohio State wins, it’s always well the other team was overrated and not very good to begin with.

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

IT'LL ALWAYS BE OHIO AGAINST THE WORLD

[Vikings Central @VikesCentral]

Adam Thielen is BACK.

[JessicaUSAF @JessicaUSAF]

😆

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

Huh? Whuh?

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

So, Donald Trump lied about the money his father gave him, he lied about his bone spurs, lied about where his father was born, he lied about where Barack Obama was born, he lied to his first wife while sleeping with his second, lied to his second wife while sleeping with his third, and lied to his third wife while sleeping with a playmate and porn star, he lied about his fake university, his fake charity, and his fake net worth, he lied about helping clear rubble at Ground Zero, about his businesses, about his taxes, about the size of his inauguration crowd, about his “perfect” phone calls, about the hush money he paid, the sexual abuse he committed, the classified documents he stole, the insurrection he incited, and the election he lost.

Is anyone actually surprised that he lied about knowing he was in the Epstein files?

Anyone?

[WTFGOP @doggintrump]

I believe things always happen in 3's

Yesterday it was Malcolm-Jamal Warner

Today it was Ozzy Osbourne

Come on Cholesterol! Momma needs something to celebrate

[Meacham @MeachamDr]

Holy shit. Is this real footage??

[Woody @woodyVSworld]

We should’ve known nobody stood a chance when Ohio State walked out to ‘Hells Bells’ wearing all scarlet to open up the playoffs

[Mark 🍁 @Markfry809]

hmm….🤔

[AntifaPuddin’Pop @Andie00471]

We are going to war with Iran because no one showed up for his birthday party, aren't we? 🙄

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

This is the tweet of the year.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

It's a good thing President Obama had Bin Laden killed before Trump could become friends with him.

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

YES, THIS.

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

In a world full of Donalds, be a Joe.

Kind. Decent. Loyal.

That’s all.

[¹⁰ @HoodiGarland]

Btched Ben Mathurin after a dirty play.
Got Ben Mathurin ejected.

MY DEMON.

[Real App @realapp]

Donovan Mitchell has more 40-PT playoff games than 99.6% of all players in NBA history.