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Taking more than 15 seconds to pull away from the gas pump is grounds for public execution.

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@FilmUpdates @Hero_McDerp we gotta get sum a these bad bois

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Greatest color of all time

[Alpha Liger ⬛ 🟨 @AlphaLiger]

As I'm sitting on a couch this color

[Sethy @Brizksie]

Woke up this wednesday rock hard, thinking about trivia

[z @z4pych4n]

white people be like steely dan helped me through a really dark time in my life

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[Redd @ReddCinema]

why tf are they mermaid man and barnacle boy

[Criminal Penguin @Crime_Penguin]

Disney should do a whole series based around pod racing (like a loose parody of ‘Drive to Survive’ with funny muppet aliens) but instead they’ll probably light $200 million on fire with another uninspired Baby Yoda movie.

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Perfect wishlist, no notes.

[Byrne Hobart @ByrneHobart]

6yo sent us his birthday wishlist.

[Dally @DallyGawker]

This is the easiest job I’ve had and it’s the most I’ve ever been paid. I LOVE UNIONS

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

need to recreate this with the fellas

[Hugh “The Wrench” Janus MBA @glizzy__goblin_]

Thank you veterans

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Every time I shoot a gun at a target, I miss. Then I say "wow! I learned so much!" Then I do nothing to adjust my aim, and project to perfectly bullseye the target next time!

[nut bunnies @nut_bunnies]

Every time I see SpaceX launch something it blows up and they say "We learned so much from this" and they must have realized you can only say that so much so now they are saying "Actually we fucked up on purpose"

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@petbacteria @SentientBiLight

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POV: You're my stomach and it's Saturday