ptrah

ummm

[Minga @KillaMinga]

The dawg already awake nigga fuck you 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[chibi noah @ijbolgrandecita]

???????

[spice boy 🍯🪸🏝 @PeachieBottoms]

i was at a bar last night and waiting in line for the bathroom with this elderly lady and i let her go first and said "go piss girl" and she said "thank you I really needed to hear that" lmaoo

imma think about her for the rest of my life

[tasman @lildorothy_]

asking the guy next to me at the urinal if he ever thinks about death

[frick @gofrickurself]

You don’t know anything about my balls

[Midnight Sun Tour @midnightsuntour]

Zara Larsson performing "Midnight Sun (Remix)" at Lollapalooza Chicago 2026.

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

i’m just a sweet girl with big soft boobs

[miia @miiagarro]

i know dictatorships are bad, but maybe if we try with ME in charge it'll be different

[tasman @lildorothy_]

Asking a guy on the plane to switch seats so I can sit with his family

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

hello 911 id like to report a grasshopper

[PERNICUS @SexbeanPernicus]

smartest people I knew from high school:

-dead and soul captured in my amulet
-dead and soul captured in my amulet
-dead and soul captured in my amulet
-dead and soul captured in my amulet

[nadroj @_jordansimone]

the neighbor asking “want me to hold your baby?” is the messiest part 😭

[angel :) @ministryofluvvv]

I’m not autistic I’m some other shit they don’t know about yet

[erin chack @ErinChack]

Me: [holding up a pair of sunglasses that are completely stretched out] Claire, did you borrow my sunglasses again
My sister Claire, who is a hammerhead shark: why do you always assume it’s me

[jake @wormpuller]

Calling in fat and sleepy to work

[lux @paperssil]

this is killing me lmaoo

[ptrah @ptrahx]

Dude i love lizards

[kewlshrek @kewlshrek]

Watched Obsession. Way too many employees in that music store