Collin W.

Genius. Have Brain. Will Travel.

[Collin W. @Public_Frienemy]

@RealEmirHan

[Collin W. @Public_Frienemy]

I was surprised Texas hadn’t erupted in flames/riots yet. Then I realized what’s actually happened is all the women got really quiet all of a sudden. This is going to be so much worse than riots.

[Collin W. @Public_Frienemy]

Ok. Giving up social media for lent. ✌🏼

[Michael Paulauski @mike10010100]

This dude is the mayor of Colorado City, Texas.

Good fucking god they're fucked.

[Collin W. @Public_Frienemy]

@LarrySabato Only one of them is going to survive this, politically, and that just makes me so happy.

[Collin W. @Public_Frienemy]

You ate sand?

We ate sand.

[Collin W. @Public_Frienemy]

@briantylercohen Gotta wait until all that socialism money hits Texas’s account first so they can turn their “fuck the federal government we’re building our own grid” grid back on.

[Collin W. @Public_Frienemy]

@MattOswaltVA I’m curious as to how this effects @tedcruz and his views on climate change? I mean, I guess you’ll have to wait for that socialism money to hit your state’s account so y’all can turn your “fuck the federal government we’re building our own grid” grid back on.

[Collin W. @Public_Frienemy]

@RemoveRon @KimMangone The don’t. But he shouldn’t be in office. 😂

[Collin W. @Public_Frienemy]

@c82cj @denravonska @tlhicks713 This isn’t true. I work for a British oncology company. You’re lying.

[Collin W. @Public_Frienemy]

@c82cj @tlhicks713 Awe... if you don’t understand how graduated tax brackets work you shouldn’t really worry about paying too much in taxes.

[Collin W. @Public_Frienemy]

@tlhicks713 Holy shit is this accurate? I mean, I figured it was lopsided but I did know it was this bad. Source?

[Collin W. @Public_Frienemy]

@davidmweissman “Anything you want, daddy.”

[Collin W. @Public_Frienemy]

@RaytheonDefense When Saudi forces need to destroy Yemeni school buses & weddings in a proxy war with Iran, they need a complete range of solutions, from missiles that kill children to missiles that kill adult civilians. #RaytheonTech ensures terrorists will target the US today - and tomorrow!

[Collin W. @Public_Frienemy]

@BeschlossDC Cult’s gonna cult.

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@mmpadellan He’s a better person than I am. I’d make Ted Cruz run one of those obstacle courses for dogs on network prime time.

[Collin W. @Public_Frienemy]

@NYinLA2121 And like 25 seconds.

[Collin W. @Public_Frienemy]

@thekarami @yashar Boomers are mad because we understand tech. Zoomers are mad because we didn’t have that tech recording everything while we were young and reckless. Also, our music as a whole is better. #thanksforplaying #dealwithit

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@DecodnLyfe

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Roasted garlic. That’s it. That’s the tweet.