Ethan Puckett

Trying and failing to make you laugh.

[Ethan Puckett @puckme96]

Happy (early) Halloween from the pop culture king and queen @newheightshow

[Ethan Puckett @puckme96]

@when_her_son Something something catering

[Ethan Puckett @puckme96]

@jellis502 Either would be great tbh. My pipe dream is that they introduce Ted Kord in the Blue Beetle movie and he plays a major role in the Booster series. As long as Skeets is there I'll be happy though

[Ethan Puckett @puckme96]

@jellis502 All I heard was "Booster Gold series." Hopefully this iteration of the DCEU lasts long enough for us to actually get it

[Ethan Puckett @puckme96]

@when_her_son Hate you for this.... can I borrow them?

[Ethan Puckett @puckme96]

@jellis502 Super jelly of those wingdings. You can basically fight crime now

[Ethan Puckett @puckme96]

Since Twitter's death appears imminent, I have decided to start publishing all my drafts. Fans of bad comedy rejoice!

[Ethan Puckett @puckme96]

@jellis502 Did you learn from "How To with John Wilson"?

[noam chompers @NoamChompers]

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by commitment to the bit

[Ethan Puckett @puckme96]

@when_her_son Any given day

[Ethan Puckett @puckme96]

@jellis502 Thats so lame. I dont think Bruce would know how to hurt someone if he wanted to. And I doubt he's ever wanted to

[Ethan Puckett @puckme96]

@jellis502 Nice stack. Gaiman's Sandman is top-tier.

[Ethan Puckett @puckme96]

@jellis502 Dude its excellent

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

wow, didn't see this going there

[Ethan Puckett @puckme96]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/vhJVlGjClI

[Ethan Puckett @puckme96]

@when_her_son Air

[Ethan Puckett @puckme96]

@when_her_son Yeah but who would win in a fight, an eel or a possum?

[Ethan Puckett @puckme96]

@cdh1012 It seems like you do know who needs to hear it

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

All of the Puffs characters look like they just recovered from being in a Tim Burton movie.

[Jacksonville Jaguars @Jaguars]

Twitter, you figured out our cryptic message.

If this gets 21K retweets, we'll make it happen.

RT to Make Teal Primary, #DUUUVAL