kor

long suffering hockey fan. priv: @serpentspectre

[iNDUBIOUS (Minion #6870933) @PerfectHeist2k]

Chad Gable might be an example of why I don’t respect everybody’s grind. Like yea you up now but look what you willing to do to get up 😭

[Novi 🌶 , uzair bhaijaaan special day 8 oct❤️💫 @Livlaughlovee1]

honestly i can’t afford to f#ck around anymore. i see u little happy onion....

[kor @puckphantom]

Semen Spunk in the main event?

[z3l ☆ @luvnotee]

THERE IS STILL TIME

[kor @puckphantom]

getting zoomies and sprinting around the apartment b/c wife came home from work

[kor @puckphantom]

@winterwheats I meant the captaincy but also that

[kor @puckphantom]

@winterwheats ???? why do you hate him

[cyro ✯ @cyr0vision]

type of motivation i need

[kor @puckphantom]

i feel like @realKILLERkross is secretly behind this cena heel turn. seems he’s always around when bitches go evil

[kor @puckphantom]

@opossumcunt fair enough 😔 long walk to work tho

[Did the Pens Win? @DidPengWin]

No. Welcome back, everyone. #LetsGoPens

[kor @puckphantom]

@devilinmugler I’m not gonna lie I’ve had straight curry before when I was out of rice 😭😭😭

[kor @puckphantom]

@wolverpunks that’s his son so it doesn’t count. you’re still #1

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Can we please stop comparing the lion to the tiger? A tiger is stronger, is heavier, is faster and more brutal than lions.

The lion is a fraudulent creature who paid influencers to call it “king of the jungle”. This overhyped wig-wearing fraud does NOT even live in the jungle.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

q-tip box: DO NOT PUT Q-TIP IN YOUR EAR!!!

me, moments before fucking up my ear: glad they said that. that’s an important warning for other people that don’t have my special q-tip technique