Mark W. Farnham

Father and Husband, Oracle Technology Scientist and Consultant, planning to end poverty for citizens and legal US residents

[Mark W. Farnham @pudge1954]

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[Mark W. Farnham @pudge1954]

@cpclemens saw your fine article on Moore's Diamond, do you have any idea where to buy Moore's Early vines?

[Mark W. Farnham @pudge1954]

@sfonplsql @JoeBiden @Oracle @larryellison If Oracle builds it, we can figure out how to get the FEC to make it official. Unless someone doesn't want that level of personal verification of vote counting, which I do not believe, but which I want to rule out as a possibility.

[Mark W. Farnham @pudge1954]

@ESPNCFB after that 4th down tackle Christian ain't gonna be able to spend in the BARanyMORE. At least not in the state of Alabama

[Mark W. Farnham @pudge1954]

@JLOracle @MDWidlake @joelgarry @JBeresniewicz I took it as crust applause

[Mark W. Farnham @pudge1954]

@sfonplsql @JoeBiden @Oracle @larryellison Good idea. But even better if Oracle does a "good of the community" project to build block chain so voters can verify their votes are correctly recorded before 2022 elections.

[Mark W. Farnham @pudge1954]

@espn @ESPNCFB rare mistake by Sabin: with only 4 seconds left after running into kicker foul he could have gone long after accepting penalty on fourth down. Time would run out on deep go ball anyway.

[Mark W. Farnham @pudge1954]

@MihajloTekic @ToonKoppelaars Nods. I started with the user viscious, er, friendly interface, ufi, which we aliased to uvi. Used call interface for any thing serious and my support calls routed to Derry.

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@TanelPoder @z0ne51 @CaryMillsap Intuition is more important in asking the user base the right questions to figure what to build to be fast in the first place.

Built already? Method R, display plan, snapper, profiler: hologram to answer.

[Mark W. Farnham @pudge1954]

@GolicAndWingo #AstrosCheated @notthefakeSVP will there be a class action lawsuit by the bettors and bookmakers? Is the owner of the Astros on the hook for that? Is MLB on the hook for that?

[Mark W. Farnham @pudge1954]

@JLOracle I wonder whether an EU passport would be valid - or did all y'all keep the document with the Queen on it anyway?

[Mark W. Farnham @pudge1954]

@gwenshap I believe the number you are searching for is 42 million.

And it's worse: different sets having what should be identical values - but they are different.

[Mark W. Farnham @pudge1954]

@ToonKoppelaars I suspect you will need a 386 with extended memory.

Notice the original packing slip.

If you slice the tape of the extra cardboard one end, you can see the original shipping instructions.

[Mark W. Farnham @pudge1954]

@fritshoogland @PostgreSQL Balanced Optimization of Resources in Natural Groups (BORING) is the general method. No more than 2x the number of independent channels of volume slices per chunk of media, probably best undivided unless addressing space is exceeded. If you do slice up, rotate start disk in set.

[Mark W. Farnham @pudge1954]

@JBeresniewicz Yesterday's activity caused communications pathway repair to a rarely used chunk of your brain. This is part of the reason Farnham's seventh rule of debugging (Go for pizza and beers, the answer will be obvious tomorrow) works.

[Mark W. Farnham @pudge1954]

@dhoogfr @thatjeffsmith "Helsinki" and other explanatory pieces about thinking clearly should be the first week of work when someone gets a job utilizing any RDBMS. Yourdon and Constantine on Structured Dataflow analysis right after that.

[Mark W. Farnham @pudge1954]

@JimTheWhyGuy @nlitchfield @realDonaldTrump Where in the world did a 7 y/o hear some of those nasty word? Oh, wait, just in the voice of, not a mental image as if your grand-nephew was saying it. Whew!

[Mark W. Farnham @pudge1954]

@sandeshr @connor_mc_d @CNBC ... because they want you to see their ad banner as the price of the content you seek. "Free" truly pro bono for a good reputation alone is increasingly rare.

[Mark W. Farnham @pudge1954]

@GolicAndWingo So #2 got the #2 percentage of #HOF votes of all time.

Slight disappointment in not joining Mario as unanimous is completely dwarfed by how appropriate it is that #2 is #2!

#Jeter #Yankees

[Mark W. Farnham @pudge1954]

@GolicAndWingo Rejected Packers coach to Cowboys? Sure maybe. But I'm curious: What is the contract status of Herm "You play to WIN THE GAME!" Edwards?

That would be passion to match Jimmy, Barry, and Bill and maturity to keep tough conversations private.