London Tipsy needs a blanket

give me a Ford Bronco and a hot bowl of soup but like not at the same time

[London Tipsy needs a blanket @pudgethfish]

Overheard: Mario Kart, but every time you drift, you calculate the coefficient of friction.

[joy-con eater @foconut_]

aren’t they supposed to be celibate

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

whip out your shlong you're the piano man

[Sour @The_Sourkraut]

Hot dog, get ya hot dog. Hot dog here! HOT DOG! Get ya dog 'ere!

[່͏ @circusrat_]

"butt ass naked" is one of the best english phrases i think

[dark march's vaginal flora ´ཀ` @dycheron]

"smut ruins your brain" mmmffhhhg also my panties

[Tea čozy 🍊 @Shillverstein]

I will propose to my future wife with the chicken soup ring

[julia @FOAM1NG]

if i was a bunny. i would thump my foot really hard

[pasta thots🇵🇸 @muppetspice]

if u need me this is where I’ll be

[atmos @xLord_of_war]

talking to a human being

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

if hot showers aren’t good for you then why do i emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby

[catallarii 🐦‍⬛ | 둥-2b @catallarii]

this is me if you even care

[Waffle House @WaffleHouse]

in the house, we all waffles.

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

“Get a load of this guy” ummmm yeah I’m trying to

[ash ⚔︎ @ashl3af]

bouncing on it in a way that’s OSHA-compliant

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

ok this might be me