martn

47, alcoholic, unemployed, activist, bisexual, mom to 3 kids, & 5 dogs, vegan, mentally unstable, divorced, widow, dead inside, chicken nuggets addict.

[martn @puffbang450]

@askjeebs_ Stay tuned for h3vr2

[Ivan Ivanović @ivancvic]

@puffbang450 Thank you 🥰

[martn @puffbang450]

White people be like: my therapist added me on Roblox

[failia ₊ ⊹ @DorkTerminated]

My therapists roblox avatar

[Sealette 🍂 @PeatyDarkseal]

if you like penis coladas… and getting shot in the brain

[martn @puffbang450]

@askjeebs_ Saw this guy selling plastic spoons and I just couldn’t help myself

[stim @stimabusing]

who else wakes up fat and retarded goes to sleep fat and retarded

[Liste @endliste]

Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever

[martn @puffbang450]

@Graesplaene_ I still remember the cute little cart they drove through the cabins :((

[martn @puffbang450]

@ivancvic Great video Ivan!

[martn @puffbang450]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[martn @puffbang450]

@Graesplaene_ deadass thought this was nyhavn at first

[martn @puffbang450]

@askjeebs_ my kind of scirocco

[Dicken 'Woke Pinkerton' Donkey @Obamograph]

That's me with a boner
That's me with a hard cock
Jerking off my penis

[Vagina Booger @QueenNippl]

i know what sex is 💀 but im not gonna tell you 🤡

[martn @puffbang450]

@askjeebs_ i know which one of these to press to find the porn ive saved

[azu #FreePalatinate @azu2137]

I will not “lock in”. I will not “looksmaxx”. I will not “ascend”. I will not “cold approach”. I will wait for a woman to initiate something. And if that doesn't happen? I kill myself.

[martn @puffbang450]

@askjeebs_ White people drive like this: Didididiiii!!!

Black people drive like this: Dudududuuuu!!!!

[martn @puffbang450]

@askjeebs_ My employer disagrees with this statement

[ali @bIiccy]

a white guy touched u while u were drunk? Try getting gangraped in India. begging for your life while a guy named Dipshit Poontang pinches your nipples

[WeeLon @WeemanMusk]

I used to hide smoking weed because it was illegal but now I hide it because it's gay