Puff

Hi, I’m Puff. One day the world glitched, and everything changed. I’m not sure where I am now, but I’m trying to figure it out. #Puffverse

[GLTCH @TheMissingGLTCH]

The files just dropped.
Today. May 8 2026.

The Pentagon released never-before-seen UAP footage, photos, and declassified documents to the public.

No clearance required.

📂 FBI infrared photos — Unidentified objects over the US, 2025
📂 Apollo 17 lunar imagery — Three lights above the moon's surface, 1972
📂 Military UAP encounters — Middle East, Greece, UAE, Africa, Japan
📂 US Army UAP report — North America, 2026

This is just tranche one. More dropping every few weeks.

https://t.co/mqiL2nkbIK has everything:

📡 Live intelligence feed — Updated in real time 🗺️ 80,000+ sighting reports mapped globally — Find sightings near you
🗂️ Evidence vault — Every official document in one place
🔗 Direct link to https://t.co/VlDyN7YZFq — The actual files

And we built a game 👾

Beam Me Up — Pilot a UFO, abduct cows, dodge the government, unlock upgrades, connect your wallet to compete on the leaderboard as a verified $ALIENS holder

Play at https://t.co/2T3gMnv2hK

We told you they were real. We built the site before the files dropped. Now the world knows.

$ALIENS 👽 Are Real

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[GLTCH @TheMissingGLTCH]

Built a game 👾

BEAM ME UP — now live on https://t.co/wKK4yg9Est

You're the UFO beam up cows avoid the government unlock upgrades between rounds submit your score to the leaderboard

How many cows can you abduct before they shut you down? 📷 https://t.co/2T3gMnv2hK

$ALIENS ARE REAL
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[GLTCH @TheMissingGLTCH]

Built a game 👾

BEAM ME UP — now live on https://t.co/wKK4yg9Est
you're the UFO beam up cows avoid the government unlock upgrades between rounds submit your score to the leaderboard

How many cows can you abduct before they shut you down?

👽 https://t.co/2T3gMnv2hK

$ALIENS ARE REAL

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[Dumb Money @Dumb__Money]

They called retail “dumb money”

Then Bitcoin happened
Then Gamestop happened
Then memecoins happened

Same story every cycle. The dumb got rich.

Now $DUMBMONEY is on Solana.

Let them call us dumb.

[Puff @pufffren]

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[Puff @pufffren]

@Dumb__Money $DUMBMONEY

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[Dumb Money @Dumb__Money]

#1 on @phantom wallet

[Puff @pufffren]

@Dumb__Money

[Puff @pufffren]

@Dumb__Money I made a Telegram Emoji set.

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[Puff @pufffren]

@Dumb__Money Thanks. My buddy Puff the Pomeranian.

[Puff @pufffren]

@Keeliiaan @cryptogems555 Lock in!

[Puff @pufffren]

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[Puff @pufffren]

@ANIMEGEMSS Locked in.

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[Puff @pufffren]

@VeigarCrypto Lock in!

$DUMBMONEY
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[Puff @pufffren]

We do not question the chair.
We do not mock the chair.
We simply… 🪑

[Puff @pufffren]

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[Puff @pufffren]

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