aguugie (gilson)

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[aguugie (gilson) @pufflekilljoy]

my room was THIRTY SIX DEGREES CELSIUS last night (NINETY SEVEN F) i’m genuinely baffled at how i didn’t die

[aguugie (gilson) @pufflekilljoy]

the most difficult part about working with children is that sometimes they do something incredibly funny but you can’t laugh at it because it will encourage bad behavior

[aguugie (gilson) @pufflekilljoy]

bf just mixed up mitch mcconnell and matthew mcconaughey somehow???

[aguugie (gilson) @pufflekilljoy]

met an older woman at the bus stop who was from lebanon and we discussed the INSANITY that is this heat wave

it’s literally hotter here than it is in texas right now this should NOT be possible

[aguugie (gilson) @pufflekilljoy]

snoozefest of a match goddamn

[aguugie (gilson) @pufflekilljoy]

@bzzt_bzzt_bitch COME TO BRIGHTON ITS GONNA BE A COUPLE DEGREES COOLER

[aguugie (gilson) @pufflekilljoy]

maybe if i keep checking the forecast the temperatures will go down (please do not pull this 35 degrees two days in a row bullshit on me istg england i left texas for a reason)

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

I am binevitable.

[Unknowingly @_Unkn0wingly_]

'BACKROOMS' director Kane Parsons said he was 20 years old.

Now he claims to be 21.

Which is it, Kane?
Better keep your story straight.

[aguugie (gilson) @pufflekilljoy]

just did the most peak aldi speedrun ever with perfect timing between my two buses

[aguugie (gilson) @pufflekilljoy]

@turtlesbeve i have terrible news

[aguugie (gilson) @pufflekilljoy]

@turtlesbeve i have sent one on snap

[aguugie (gilson) @pufflekilljoy]

ultimate home game for me rn, hosted in my hometown and the team of the country i currently reside in

that being said it would be kinda funny if england lost purely bc they’re in america

[aguugie (gilson) @pufflekilljoy]

@turtlesbeve YIPPEE we can hang out 💪

[aguugie (gilson) @pufflekilljoy]

guys i ordered a hawaiian pizza and tell me why that mf arrived with sweet corn on it and NO PINEAPPLE

I DID NOT MODIFY IT

I WANTED THE PINEAPPLE :(

[aguugie (gilson) @pufflekilljoy]

@turtlesbeve i love pineapple on pizza and will die on that hill

[aguugie (gilson) @pufflekilljoy]

@turtlesbeve by only giving me the worst part of the pizza i ordered? sbeve this was a MURDER ATTEMPT on my stomach and i will not stand for it

[aguugie (gilson) @pufflekilljoy]

@WindObsessed i literally opened a complaint ticket with dominos 💀 i was distraught

[aguugie (gilson) @pufflekilljoy]

i’m at the awful stage after dying your hair (if you have light-ish hair) where i look like i am actively balding