Chloe Marsh

Aggressive with low impulse control

[Chloe Marsh @pufflingpants]

@British_Airways I want to add an extra checked bag to my flights to the USA, how do I do this? I cannot see an option on manage my booking

[Chloe Marsh @pufflingpants]

@British_Airways I’m flying to the USA to get married. Can I take my wedding dress on as hand luggage?

[Chloe Marsh @pufflingpants]

@orbyn I don��t get it! I saw woof and just went for it. Defo didn’t read the question properly because I got bored

[Chloe Marsh @pufflingpants]

Society is crying out for a season 2 #bigflowerfight

[Birmingham What's On @WhatsOnBrum]

#WIN 4 tickets to @WarwickCastle!

FOLLOW + RT before 30/6 for your chance to win!

[Chloe Marsh @pufflingpants]

“Are you being serious or are you taking the piss” @awhoraofficial is my work energy right now #feelseen

[Chloe Marsh @pufflingpants]

@MatLee @BBCiPlayer @pobolycwm @S4C @BBCWales Im so desperate I downloaded Duolingo #crisis

[Chloe Marsh @pufflingpants]

About to have an emotional breakdown that there’s no subtitles for new @pobolycwm episodes on @BBCiPlayer

[Chloe Marsh @pufflingpants]

Me five hours ago: what’s grass? Me now: ugh they’ve used entirely the wrong kind of foliage and supporting flowers to create that massive flying structural arrangement #bigflowerfight

[Chloe Marsh @pufflingpants]

Funeral for a friend you intense human you

[Chloe Marsh @pufflingpants]

At that point in isolation where I’m eyeing up the white wine vinegar

[That Pesky Willow @AubriePesky]

I always release men back into the wild after mating

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

No known drug allergies

[Chloe Marsh @pufflingpants]

@BirchboxUK any sign of my box? Or will I be receiving two boxes in May?

[Otto English @Otto_English]

Tim Martin spent nearly £100,000 on Brexit beer mats but won't pay his bar staff's wages in the Coronavirus crisis

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Be like Darth Vader:
-Wears a helmet
-Wears full body life-supporting heavy armor
-Still practices social distancing by sleeping in a private meditation chamber
-Uses the Force to choke co-workers from a safe distance

[Chloe Marsh @pufflingpants]

@SpoonStrike @lloyd_rm @bfawu1 @OwenJones84 @LauraPidcock @johnmcdonnellMP @FastfoodRights On top of this, Chief Executive John Hutson bought £91,000 worth of shares last week, whilst staff that have worked on the front line to fund this, are left to die in a fire

[Chloe Marsh @pufflingpants]

“It’s a people thing” #ProfitsOverPeople

[Chloe Marsh @pufflingpants]

Spoons making staff continue to go in for shifts for no reason other than not wanting to give them money for nothing #ProfitsOverPeople @piersmorgan @OwenJones84 @DailyMailUK

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Tim Martin encouraging people to use his pubs is another example of how multimillionaires put profit before living breathing human beings: here I am a year asking him how much he pays his workers (whose health he is now menacing).