Wyatt

he/him “I would sleep better on your floor than I would ever in my bed”

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

do you think those guys who are super autistic about Porn and go to Porn Conventions are happy

[Renzo™ @fwrenzo1]

I miss when "The News" was just a guy in a suit telling you what happened, instead of a 24 hour panic machine designed to make you hate your neighbor so you don't notice your rent went up 30%.

[Wonderkitty, Eldritch Orca🏴‍☠️ @TehWonderkitty]

No. See. This is bad. We can't let them divide us. If your income comes from a WAGE, hourly or salary, you are working class.

[ltm @legotrillermoth]

mitch mcconnell showing up to work tomorrow with a big frankenstein scar on his forehead and a much gayer voice than before

[Deegz @deegztweetz]

“Doomsday is gonna suck!! Fake movie! Dune 3 will clear!”
“Doomsday is gonna be insane and have a better box office!”

Florence Pugh on December 18:

[Jess Harvell @cheaptrickrules]

one of the cultural cliches that has always been most baffling to me is the retired person who gets a part time job to "keep busy," buddy i've been trying to sit on my ass and do nothing since i was about 12 years old

[🏳️‍⚧️ shattered glass on the sidewalk @zahracusdottir]

Sick as fuck. Sometimes you do gotta tell your constituents they're fucking stupid

[Peoples Republic of Zedistan @Zedlovafly]

America is turning into what they’ve criticized china for

[It’s Keaton! @EvilKeaton]

It’s so crazy that if you take away your 9 year olds iPad and give them Captain Underpants and the Attack of the Talking Toilets that kid will be the smartest kid in their grade.

[📕 @SwampCommunist]

My favorite thing is how Bialik keeps letting slip that her kids are anti-zionist and think she's a chud

[Konstantinia 🇺🇳☭ @yaoifakecel]

So called "I'd kill for my family" chuds when someone kills for his loved one #FakeDemons

[🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @blacknihilism]

HELLO! it is strange that people will roll their eyes at kids being kids in a restaurant but want to bring their dogs to a bar

[chuck 🏔 @crowcialist]

Nothing makes me feel more alienated from my fellow Americans than everyone’s rabid need to just be standing in lines all the time. If I have to stand in line I’m not going

[Hario @Hario337]

We need more of whatever level of woke rebecca sugar is on
- makes a gay romance
> other languages dub them to be straight
- wedding, puts the girl dubbed to male in the dress.
> "we wont air it"
- plot relevant episode lmao eat shit.

[bianca @biancalovesfilm]

so im beginning to think the possibility of them greenlighting a full show was just a lie

[Autumn 🍂 @doggygoth]

"object-slop", otherwise known to normal people as "dioramas"

[just matt @questionableway]

as a society we need to collectively re-learn that children are people and dogs are dogs

[Snam @Snamwiches]

This new “hey, let’s make something we know people want and have been asking for forever” strategy is bold and risky.

Isn’t Xbox worried this will only make $500 million dollars instead of the usual $5 million???