lilly

macaroni salad enthusiast

[lilly @Iillykbrown]

hit my head rly hard on accident but also i needed it

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

You’re all gonna feel really stupid when Mitch returns to the senate with an amazing BBL

[lilly @Iillykbrown]

@screamindream they have them in mexico still 🫶

[gnocchii☤ @rukittenm3e]

1. I am a genius
2. There is not a single thing I don’t excel at
3. Cigarettes will never hurt me
4. I know what you did
5. I don’t experience withdrawal
6. I want to go swimming

[lilly @Iillykbrown]

@Timmysofine this is just being a prep chef

[lilly @Iillykbrown]

@jordanl_olsen omg i remember this

[lilly @Iillykbrown]

"can i use ur bush to clean my glasses"

[penny @xXMeatGodXx]

are you wiping what im shitting?

[emi @vxmpcore_]

men be like i know a spot and its bald

[lilly @Iillykbrown]

"the sticky pokey thing so you can make things out of thread!!!!!!"

[ant @persistantz]

he tryna ignore how the days fade into one another
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[lilly @Iillykbrown]

goodbye bird app

[lilly @Iillykbrown]

twitter is not working anymore i think i might have to finally update it,,,

[lilly @Iillykbrown]

bought a pack of prerolls bc one of the strains is called sourdough

[Sally @diamondsdayy]

My mother had her entire world view shifted when I was like ~12 ish she said you shouldn't go braless around your grandpa and I said "oh he's a pedophile?" and I watched her mind shatter in front of me and no similar topic ever came up again

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

there should be a word for when it’s a nice day out and you feel guilty about not going for a walk

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

squidward is an ageing conservative homosexual, probably with a catholic background. you can tell he resents spongebob for being openly femme even though he himself is a bitchy quеenу gay guy who's too bald and poorly dressed to even be charming with it.

[nat! @natsmut]

drug before drink you'll pee in the sink..... drink before drug...... you're seeing the bug.....

[lilly @Iillykbrown]

"sorry im trying to be an alpha i need to be a beta for u"
"thank you baby"

[lilly @Iillykbrown]

looked up the shoes i thrifted today and theyre $400,,,,,