DJ MALICIOUS 🥰

certified bully | they/them 🏳️‍🌈 most distracting person in the world | black | nonbinary | header by @counterplex pfp by king of the hill

[DJ MALICIOUS 🥰 @screamindream]

FINAL SNEEZE COUNT FOR THE YEAR! Closest guess goes to @benitomtapia at 1536

[DJ MALICIOUS 🥰 @screamindream]

1530

[DJ MALICIOUS 🥰 @screamindream]

Me

[🖕🙂🖕 @c4nnsaw]

I always thought the pink panther solved mysteries or some shit but he's just this gay dude who bothers people

[Brenton Kelley @CBSBrenton]

Why what happened?

[KΞRL_✂️ @KRL_defi_]

Jennifer Lawrence says she refused to lose weight for The Hunger Games because she didn’t want young girls to feel they had to look a certain way to be Katniss.

“The Hunger Games felt like an awesome responsibility.”

“The books were huge, and I knew the audience was children.”

“The biggest conversation was about my weight.”

“People kept asking, ‘How much weight are you going to lose?’”

“They’d say, ‘Well, it’s called The Hunger Games.’”

“I didn’t want all the girls dressing up as Katniss to feel like they couldn’t because they weren’t a certain weight.”

“I couldn’t let that seep into my brain.”

“I just wasn’t going to do that.”

[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

MITCH MCCONNELL just made his triumphant return to the floor of the U.S. SENATE

[DJ MALICIOUS 🥰 @screamindream]

Shaking my ass to the big brother theme song

[DJ MALICIOUS 🥰 @screamindream]

@jordanl_olsen What do you mean by that

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Lindsey Graham knew that the surgery to remove ribs in order to suck your own dick had risks. He went forward with clear eyes and a full heart. He died on his own terms.

[the giant @chaser_bait]

test your fucking poppers. fuck

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

Kristi Noem is so stupid— getting divorced in her 50’s? Where is she gonna find another husband with giant gazongas at that age? Foolish

[paige hettinger @404paigenotfnd]

they want you to believe you can’t take an everything shower at 1:30am. but you can.

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

Welcome back Lindsey Graham

[DJ MALICIOUS 🥰 @screamindream]

I’m so much more hydrated on weekdays than weekends I’m not even kidding all I do at work is drink water and play on my phone

[27. @dimvji]

having a job lowkey a great way to stay hydrated 'cause you get so bored you start drinking water for fun

[♡illumi’s fave needle♡ @WHORESCOPE_1117]

officially no more latino countries in the world cup…

[EGYPT HQ @EgyptCEO]

I WANT MESSI’S ACL ON MY DESK TOMORROW AT EIGHT AM NO EXCUSES

[Allie @searobbing]

[nodding sadly] they fell in love with the fish

[DJ MALICIOUS 🥰 @screamindream]

I don’t like when books get turned into tvs or movies purely bc I have an image of a character in my head and sometimes the person who they get to play that character is completely different than the image in my head

[DJ MALICIOUS 🥰 @screamindream]

Netflix saying my tv isn’t part of my household again THIS IS MY ACCOUNT!! BITCH!!

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Senator Lindsey Graham. He has gone to the big closet in the sky.