🍵Puke

A failed open mic comedian fueled by pot, nicotine and coffee. Eats, sleeps and breaths Television, Twin Peaks, comic and videogames. Excretes mindless banter

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If you have some oldmeat lying around the house & a tree u can make your very own "evolution of the arm" at home #twinpeaks @SHO_TwinPeaks

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#Jimothy is #Iggy Pop in disguise

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Whos giving these animals licenses?!? #ColorfulColorado #AnimalsCantDrive #worldbookday

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I swear im not here to sell feet pics again #ImSorry

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Reborn from the dead! Here we goooooo!!! #welcomeback #IMissedYou #GapingHoles

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

All Donald Trump and JD Vance know about manufacturing is how to manufacture bullshit.

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I heard he almost won Eurovision that year but Bucks Fizz beat him out

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#Trending #viral #Funny #sweetlovin

https://t.co/mSLYZPm8Zy

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@megynkelly Says the pile of hot garbage that identifies as a Megyn Kelly

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@MazJobrani

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@anothercohen Redbull or coffee right before bed

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@dillondanis A new used car!!

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Bahdap bah bah bah...im lovin' it!

[PoliticsVideoChannel @politvidchannel]

“70 percent chance of an indictment” https://t.co/OunjbigFQa

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Day 235 of asking @elonmusk to buy my #footpictures #feetpicsforsales #TaylorSwift
#ElonLovesFeet #GRAMMYs   
Elon!!! Please! #TheErasTour
#ElonMusk #Gaming #RIPJimmyFallon #NeverTrump https://t.co/0aZDfGumo0

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

I was laid off from Twitter this afternoon. I was in charge of managing badge access to Twitter offices.

Elon just called me and asked if I could come back to help them regain access to HQ as they shut off all badges and accidentally locked themselves out.

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Day 235 of asking @elonmusk to buy my #footpictures #feetpicsforsales #TaylorSwift
#ElonLovesFeet #GRAMMYs   
Elon!!! Please! #TheErasTour
#ElonMusk #Gaming #RIPJimmyFallon #NeverTrump https://t.co/0aZDfGumo0

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@jondaly

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Bearing steel tomahawk pipe. twisted brass and turquoise beaded inlays wrapped in leather stained with tea #Forged

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Reward so high for these dogs shes acting like the password and keys to her secret Swiss Bank account are inside these dogs