Everytime you take down a datacenter one billion trillion of these spontaneously suffocate. It's a painful death which takes up to 30 minutes. They know it's your fault too.
most fanfic is kinda bad because the majority of all created artwork is kinda bad and that's great. it's really good and vital that as many humans as possible are making unexceptional art and being creative in ways that don't really get us anything except a bit happier