Brett R

Motivational lecturer who only speaks in Braille

[Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence]

Why doesn’t 50 Cent just go on tour with Nickelback and call the tour “45 Cents” my god do I have to think of everything?

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

Just found out about recency bias, it's gotta be the best and most interesting kind of bias

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Every time I try and go to sleep I go through the 5 stages of grief

[kim @KimmyMonte]

me at the local animal shelter: yeah hi you take birds? my true love went a little overboard this year

[kim @KimmyMonte]

how every family zoom call ends on thanksgiving

[Brett R @PulpPictionary]

Mr. Miyagi organizing and then eating homemade candies: "Wax paper on. Wax paper off."

[mary @elaine_stritch]

sir, it’s the muppets. they’ve taken manhattan

[kim @KimmyMonte]

someone just robbed me with finger guns and stole my air guitar

[Brett R @PulpPictionary]

Happy Mel Torme's Birthday, for those who celebrate.

[Brett R @PulpPictionary]

In my best White Stripes voice:
🎶 CoOoOoOoNNNclave, she-was-just-another-Con-clave 🎶

-| #Oscars2025 |-

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

American Horror Story: Mall Parking Lot in December

[Brett R @PulpPictionary]

"Nom nom nom," he ate lunchily.

[toni collette stan account @HarryPhillips15]

omg the moon took the substance

[Brett R @PulpPictionary]

"Ever wonder how much compilation album sales teams lost on people who chose to dial now and buy the cassette for $17.99 rather than go all in on the CD for $19.99?"

"Sir, again, do you want fries or onion rings?"