You gotta believe me Johnny, you just gotta!!

Homeless Gopher advocate. Aspiring meteor shower. Former child. You'll have to forgive me . . . Camel short, right?
Say No, Thank You To Drugs - cuz manners.

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@AprilJFaith If she would let me!! Why, what do you have in mind?

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@MysterySolvent I believe that Mitch would still be a bitch.

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@gingerbanks1 The outside.

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@gypsysweetluv God I love your laugh!! You gave me a very needed chortle!! Ty!!

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@jobrowneyes Anything with confused chimps.

[John O. Brennan @JohnBrennan]

Stop blaming others. Look in the mirror. Your inflammatory rhetoric, insults, lies, & encouragement of physical violence are disgraceful. Clean up your act....try to act Presidential. The American people deserve much better. BTW, your critics will not be intimidated into silence.

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#EverybodyShouldGet one do-over. Good for anything, anytime.

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#EverybodyShouldGet off my damn lawn!!

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Do you ever fall off of the radar for 2 and a half months then come back and realize you have no idea why you were following that very unfunny Canadian girl? I just had something real similar happen - weird.

[Fart to Table @lizscher]

We need to ban caps lock until we can figure out what's going on

[Twiticulture @twiticulture]

Any Which Way But Lucifer
#MovieMashUpsMadeInHell

[Neil Parmesan @ktoab]

Guys who write romance tweets hate Saturdays because that's when their Moms make them clean their cellar bedrooms.

[x_Amy_x @bitter_german]

Tweeting about clouds and shit doesn't make you a deep thinker it just means you looked up from your phone.

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@BuckKnached

[Chloe 🎶 @chloeketchum]

Fuck scrappy doo

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@masterjulie Hey girl, you've got your periscope set up where no one can talk to you. It says "Comments Limited By Broadcaster". Beautiful!!