dark lord blood

one of the spellcasters of all time

[dark lord blood @pumpafakie]

oh darn it this isn't fucking ask jeeves

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@literaryeric Charlie Kirk

[TrueAnon @TrueAnonPod]

@literaryeric Brace Belden

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@JefferyUchiha You either die a hero.....

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If a robot ever talked to me like a wokescold teenager I'm marching my ass into some Luddite action

[Orchid @orchid_hq]

Introducing Orchid, the first assistant that actually gets you 🌸

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@Incyn_ @LewdScp

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@libbysalt This is how I feel about Canadian Highlander. Nobody has to bitch about optimization; the deck is constructed to win the game

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@NacioMartinez Every day on here I am forced to see opinions of Commander players

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@tonyhawktruther

[Rory Glynn @roryglynnmovies]

“Tim, I’m gonna get right to it…there’s an unconfirmed report that Col. Steven J. Lockjaw purchased a ticket to see Christopher Nolan’s THE ODYSSEY”.

[dark lord blood @pumpafakie]

@sethharpesq I think the only important field of technology right now is the medical field. We need to strip down and do away with B2B SaaS and everything that's solely invented for ad revenue

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@ALEXF0RREST I've been saying this

[Bladee Tower Defense 6 @charlesxcx11]

It would be a little funny if, right after getting honeypotted by an aryan zionazi, Clavicular got obliterated by an IRGC strike on downtown Tel Aviv and kicked off WW3 like he’s Archduke Ferdinand

[dark lord blood @pumpafakie]

@charlesxcx11 Sorry, but the Shot Heard Round The World will be Adam Friedland doing October 7th 2

[dark lord blood @pumpafakie]

Most people retreat a bit from public life after being so unendingly humiliated but this guy is built of different stuff. He's posted even more forehead than thought possible!

[dark lord blood @pumpafakie]

I thought "Jewish Speed" is what they stick into the prostates of dead IDF to retrieve their sperm

[clavcel @JamesDragousn]

KingClavicular just got absolutely mobbed in Israel and they are now calling him the “Jewish Speed”

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

If slavery was still legal today, finance bros would be day trading people. They would use a big computer to own a guy for a single millisecond. They’d short sell an old man. We’d enslave people simply as punishment for a crime. We’d do mass incarceration. Prisons run for profit

[Rita Repulsive @myc0latt]

Alex Guarnaschelli on an episode of Chopped where the mystery ingredient is xanax

[julian s. fudge @EviIKiIIer]

Looked up Pedophiles Anonymous on my roommates laptop cause she told me to refill the brita #FuckYouHitler

[dark lord blood @pumpafakie]

@godspeed_aflame Every time a child s̶t̶a̶y̶s̶ ̶u̶p̶ ̶p̶a̶s̶t̶ ABOLISHES their bedtime, a Foucault gets their wings

[Avery Edison @aedison]

a weird thing that is happening in my neighborhood is some buddhists want to tear down a normal house to replace it with a thirteen story temple, cutting down parkdale’s oldest and largest tree in the process. they are adamant about cutting down the tree. the buddhists