makenzie

[rela @otterluvr08]

i'm not clingy i just think being away from eachother is a little unnecessary

[makenzie @pumpkenzie]

blowin my dough and goin deluxe in the newsiest of senses

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

7x3=21 has always been cunt. even as a 3rd grader i could recognize that

[swagless @noswagordrip]

I need a freak and $20 on pump 3

[໊ @meishato]

sex is cool and all but have you ever tried obsessing over a mediocre person who’s just not that into you

[nathan @tinselgaiety]

at my friend’s house for thanksgiving dinner and what the FUCK did they just serve me

[crittur @miwwmiu]

Can someone teach me How to have a crush on someone and act normal at the same time

[krimbo @fuckasparagus]

so what we get drunk so what we smoke weed

[Sophia @its_Sophia_24]

i dont think an nda would work on me. like im at least telling my roommate and the girls idgaf

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

I don’t have “crushes” I just develop psychosis

[makenzie @pumpkenzie]

currently cosplaying as a barbie mannequin head from easier times. oh how i long to stay a mannequin head. somebody lobotomize me already

[Viktor @FB_viktor]

I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily

[Ayejayekaye @ayejayekaye_]

The White House announcement is delayed because JD Vance is struggling to put on the blonde wig correctly

[State of New York @NYGov]

everyone who responded chicken butt: u must think ur soooo funny. bet u chuckled while typing that too. the "what" is not "chicken butt." it's free school meals. school meals are now free for every student in New York. bock bock babes

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

I do not laugh at the plight of "Scrat" from the Ice Age films. His terror moves me to tears.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

going to Work with my soft tender whimsical heart

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

if you’re reading this the curse has been broken

[chance @chanceposts]

[obama voice] uhh let me drink beer

[Sarah 🌻⚒️📚🏳️‍🌈 @sareliols]

"I asked Chat-GPT-" okay well someone asked me at the end of it and I told them put me back in it???