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25 they/them

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If you ever compliment my outfits just know I’m telepathically kissing you on the mouth

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@rainebrella Listen back in the day there was someone in the ofmd fandom who got pinup izzy hands and calico jack (who only appeared in one ep) tattoos back before s2 came out. I still wonder how they feel about their decisions

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@levisothereye Oh its a nightmare but I’m here too so :)

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@3O011987 I’m screaming that’s my distant cousin in rpf

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@protectheflames I owe you my life for this

[Lien ⌁⍟⌁ (Artfighting) @Bobbutterbutt]

drinking an energy drink to lock in only for it to make you sleepy as hell

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@eggbaos You can’t make anonymous calls when you have a universally recognizable universally hated voice lmao

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@polypearIs T4t why not

[JAKE SING @jakesing_]

THEY’RE ONTO ME GANG 🥀🇺🇸🦅 #nihowdy #america #asian #funny

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@AJWhiteAuthor Out of curiosity what site are you viewing that data from? I use storygraph but I know goodreads is still popular. I think it’d be interesting to compile data from across different reading sites

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@___randomthough Im sorry, were you all offered nutella class in school? While I had to take sex ed you got to take intro to nutella?

[sog @_sogz]

WHY *punches you* WONT *punches you* YOU *punches you* PLAY *punches you* TOYS *spits on you* WITH *spits on you* ME *punches you*

[lillee ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @stvrgvzvr]

i need to use a large man as a personal weighted blanket

[kirbyglow @Kirbyglow]

Haiii Kirby👋👋💖

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Dude’s really just posting food thirst traps on main

[Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy]

EAT REAL FOOD.

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@justice_acolyte god, your MIND 😫😫😫

[blue @bluewmist]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this