While shopping in the grocery store, two nuns happened to walk past the beer cooler.
One said to the other, “Wouldn’t a nice cold beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?”
The second replied, “It would indeed, Sister… but I’d feel uncomfortable buying beer. I’m sure it would cause a scene at the checkout.”
The first nun smiled and said, “I can handle that.” She grabbed a six-pack and marched to the register.
The cashier looked stunned as the two nuns stepped up with the beer.
“We use it to wash our hair,” the nun said with a straight face. “It’s a sort of shampoo.”
Without missing a beat, the cashier reached under the counter, tossed in a pack of pretzel sticks, and said,
“The curlers are on the house.”
Successes by age…
Age 4…not peeing in your pants
Age 12…having close friends
Age 16…having a drivers license
Age 18…having sex
Age 35…having money
Age 50…having money
Age 60…having sex
Age 70…having a drivers license
Age 75…having close friends
Age 80…not peeing in your pants
Cracks me up when I see this! 🤣😂🤣
Mummy, can we take Penny for a ride? 🐔
‘I don’t think she’ll be too impressed…’
5 minutes later…
Penny: living her absolute BEST life ✨🐴
Country kids and their farm crew just hit different! 😂❤️ Who else has a chicken that thinks she’s a proper equestrian now?
The Bible does not teach love and tolerance.
It teaches love and repentance.
True love, the kind Jesus showed us, cares enough to speak the truth.
God loves us too much to leave us stuck in sin.
Instead, He calls us to turn away from what is wrong and turn back to Him.
Jesus said it clearly in Luke 13:3, "Unless you repent, you too will all perish."
This call comes wrapped in grace, not judgment.
It is an invitation to real freedom and a fresh start with God.
In our daily lives, this means we love people by pointing them toward Jesus and the change He brings.
We do not pretend sin does not matter.
We walk alongside others with kindness and truth, just as Jesus did.
If you sense God calling you to repent in some area today, do not ignore it.
His love is ready to forgive and restore you completely.
Turn to Him!
You will find peace and new life in Christ!
Pray with me
June 12, 2026
Heavenly Father,
Thank You for the hope we have in Christ Jesus. When our hearts are weary, remind us that You are our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in times of trouble. Help us to fix our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith, knowing that He who began a good work in us will carry it on to completion.
Lord, when fear whispers, let Your truth speak louder. When we feel weak, let us remember that Your grace is sufficient and Your power is made perfect in weakness. Fill us with the peace that surpasses all understanding, guard our hearts and minds in Christ Jesus, and renew our strength day by day.
May we walk in confidence, not because of who we are, but because of whose we are. Let us stand firm in the promises of Your Word, knowing that nothing can separate us from Your love in Christ Jesus our Lord.
In Jesus’ mighty name,
Amen
The Knicks' success has exposed an uncomfortable truth...
New York contains a staggering number of degenerate men in their 20s, whose hobbies appear to consist of drinking and fighting in public, climbing and trashing things, and confusing antisocial behavior with civic pride.