Brendan Winter

English & English Language teacher. Every time you write a TEEL paragraph, a fairy dies. Living & working on unceded Wathaurong land.

He/They.

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@ING_Aust App access is broken again less than twelve hours after access being restored for me. Time to look elsewhere for online banking services.

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@DrLauraSKh I'd love one!

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@CriticalSkills1 @edutopia @T_F_Berger Absolutely love this – got me thinking about small-group collaborative Cornell pages for chapters of a text... fantastic stuff @CriticalSkills1!

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@SallyLars_27 The Mortal Engines series by Philip Reeve is fantastic — gripping, heartwrenching, very similar vibe to SP (albeit in very different setting)!

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@srishtichatters but with all that CGI how will you ✨feel the danger✨ of Will Ferrell's hairdo

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@srishtichatters @balmunlimited HEY-

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@srishtichatters generative poe-trained transformer 👻

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@srishtichatters a man's gotta be careful swinging an em dash around like that out in the open, minispunc is always watching‽

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@srishtichatters two shots, centre mass. “punc-dealing scum.” minispunc enforcer disappears into the crowd as the stallholder falls, blood mixing with the rain.

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@srishtichatters array of wares on the rickety table — elongated ellipses, interrobangs, smattering of diacritics. man in rain-slicked oilskin sidles up to the stallholder. creds are exchanged, the man reaches for an interrobang but pulls a pistol instead. he’s with the ministry of punctuation.

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@LRxword Wow, I figured I'd take a shot at this one with GPT-4 and got some... unusual (read: utterly demented) suggestions:

[Gretchen McCulloch now at @gretchenmcc.bsky.social @GretchenAMcC]

Finally reading @NovicSara's True Biz and greatly enjoying how it innovates with form to show ASL within the constraints of a print page mostly in English

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@srishtichatters well? don't leave us hanging

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@srishtichatters @mr__whocares absolutely unbayleafable