Punchy B

[Punchy B @punchyb]

@unix_ninja by chance did you request songs on WSOU as the Unix Ninja in the early/mid 2000s?

[Punchy B @punchyb]

Dumpster full of strollers and pack and plays outside of Row NYC hotel, which is/was a migrant shelter. #nyc #fuckice

[Punchy B @punchyb]

#buildtogive @LEGOLANDNewYork

[Punchy B @punchyb]

. @americandream just bring in the water skiing squirrels already @TwiggysInc

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

The Arena Football League is currently playing its championship inside the American Dream shopping mall in New Jersey

[Punchy B @punchyb]

Thanks @Fidelity for giving me a mini heart attack by making me think I accidentally placed a nearly $1 million order via this android app notification

[Juevos Banchero @JuevosBanchero]

…and then Frank Sobotka got murdered.

[Ziggy_Sobotka @Ziggys_Duck]

The Hawaii Supreme Court just quoted Slim Charles in its decision. Seriously. #TheWire

[Punchy B @punchyb]

Hey @united you need to update your signage in EWR Terminal C to accurately reflect location of Economy Security. Already difficult to get to with a stroller and your inaccurate signage doesn't help.

[Punchy B @punchyb]

I just entered to win tickets to Ilana Glazer. Follow @WellmontTheater and enter here: https://t.co/ajNVZNLRMZ

[Punchy B @punchyb]

(in the style of lit) please tell me whyyyyy this plane is in the Hudson river?

[jos @josiahhughes]

the one gen z thing that pisses me off is they don’t realize NIN and Deftones are first and foremost music for IT guys

[Punchy B @punchyb]

What type of AI do I need to use to compose covers of Lady Gaga in the style of a carousel organ?

[Punchy B @punchyb]

There were at least 3 songs in a very short playlist - I'm sure @TheLawrenceArms were played 12-15x. What is going on.

[jar630 @jar630]

Standing around at adjacent festival and now have heard them playing two @TheLawrenceArms songs. Wtf is going on? @badsandwich

[Christopher Miller @chrizmillr]

Seems like a good week for trailers so…
Here’s the teaser trailer for the long-awaited return of CLONE HIGH!!!!

Coming this spring on HBOMax…

[Joe Blevins @Joe_A_Blevins]

So I'm watching the 1983 animated Easter special from PAAS, "Peter and the Magic Egg," and it features an evil Pennsylvania Dutch cyborg. You think I'm making that up, don't you? Every bit of that is true.

[Punchy B @punchyb]

@david_j_roth When is @njit 's year?

[Punchy B @punchyb]

@jar630 @AsbestosRecords @Eve6 Did you miss the mountain dew component?

[Punchy B @punchyb]

Really A+++++++ collection of Rizz puns here. https://t.co/CCNC1QCl3R

[Red Scare Industries 🇺🇦 @RedScare]

This duo would make for a juicy tour. Be a shame for them to pair up and not do more gigs... TELL YA WHAT, if we get 69 retweets (and not a single tweet more) we will force @BadSandwich and @NoTrigger to play added shows.

Your move.