Kels🇳🇮

[🐍Knerbin (1/4)🐍 @knerble]

I think a lot of American politics is explained by like 60% of the population never having considered that water could stop coming out of the tap one day

[a @aslikadinnn]

tokyo’nun en iyi üniversitesi yıllardır kız öğrencilerin sınav sonuçlarını değiştirip üniversiteye girmelerini engelliyormuş. biz fırsat eşitsizliğinden bahsedince beyler sene 2026 diye ağlıyor, al sana sene 2026

[Amina 💌 @fawnn404]

“my therapist made me break the boycott as exposure therapy” sorry this is the most American sentence ever constructed

[Ash 🍉 saw K-pop Jesus Lee Taemin @PariPuri_]

A lot more people need to see this clip and how fucking self-victimising Ed Sheeran is. I am in shock how he constantly makes it about him. Macklemore was so vindicated for saying, he is not a victim, Ed is not a victim, and yet here he comes on the victim train. Fuck this loser.

[chunguskitten @chunguskitten]

Christian bride and groom
Bethlehem, Palestine c. 1943

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

someone said every design in a psych unit is a lesson learned and i can’t unsee it. every carefully considered feature exists bc it was paid for in blood

[maybe: diane @dianelyssa]

i’m so fucking tired of gambling being fucking everywhere get that fucking shit out of my fucking face holy fucking shit what the fuck

[Lowell Lavell Enforssa @pr0fiteer]

@mal_i_que Which is why gambling companies are running ads 24/7 to convince you to try it. Gambling is addictive, advertising is effective, idk who benefits from waving away concerns with "it's their responsibility, who cares?" Well, except gambling companies, obviously.

[Nanashi729 @330Thunderbird]

@forsorrows I'm pretty sure the children and wives of degenerate gamblers would tell you that gambling is, in fact, their problem even if they themselves don't gamble

[LateNighter @latenightercom]

The view from there: SNL UK's "Weekend Update" tackles Macklemore's removal from Ed Sheeran's U.S. tour.

[Saad @SyrCassian]

@svhibe “To his credit, sheeran seen here looking at both sides of the issue”
*shows a picture of ed sheeran looking at both directions at once*

[ُ sushi ibushi 𖣂 @svhibe]

“Ed Sheeran has been a long standing supporter of Ukraine. Say what you want about Ed but he’s always been a passionate advocate of causes that are allowed.”
holy fucking shit.

[Liger @EdbieLigerSmith]

The owner of the UFC is a Zionist whose father was in the Irgun btw.

He set Sharaf up to get crushed tonight, but Sharaf shocked the world. 🇵🇸

[Tovi @wardinpal]

One thing that many people don't realize about these Birthright trips is that the IOF soldiers who lead them are rarely lying to the participants. They're honestly pretty open about it because most of them think it's cool or funny

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

- reads from teleprompter
- immediately starts with October 7th
- still won’t call it a genocide
- says he doesn’t know enough about what’s happening
- makes no apology to Macklemore or addresses dropping him from the tour
- doesn’t mention where his donation will be going to
- doesn’t encourage anyone to donate
- won’t say Israel is the reason Gaza is suffering
- won’t say free Palestine
- only cries when he sees people showed up to the concert because that’s what he cares more about.

Fuck him.

[♀ @totallycunt]

zoe gustavia anna whalen spring 2027

[feral goblin @michaelacoletta]

this is awesome. i’m always saying we need more fast invisible metal that flies through the air

[Rin Nova 💫 @Rinartts]

You cannot achieve this by completely being normal btw

[CRUXNET @C2UXN3T]

"we got an anonymous phone call so you don't have rights anymore." Is a massive problem in the US. We have such a police state at this point that some random from the internet can swat anyone or petition a restraining order that directly disenfranchises an actual citizen.