jess

My name is Jessica and I like red pandas and candy. // STL // My dog is cooler than yours. 🐶

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

People’s reactions before and after being told Tel Aviv is being turned into a parking lot

[jess @punkrockpixie25]

@BaileyyRenae My household didn't allow it but my aunt & uncle did. It makes a weird adult. 🤷‍♀️

[jess @punkrockpixie25]

Babies are kind of a nightmare if you have sensory overload from tactile input.

[jess @punkrockpixie25]

@Just_Carryon Mine is on roughly a third of the time because Addie just figured out how to turn on "LIIIIGHT"

[jess @punkrockpixie25]

My entire identity is Mom. My pink is gone and I don't know who I am.

[jess @punkrockpixie25]

The way I still say "chee choo" for thank you even though Addie hasn't said that in 6 months.

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

It’s kinda devastating the way kids grow out of their cute-but-incorrect word pronunciations and the adults in their life are left using them instead

My mom and aunt still sometimes call ballerinas “wallowinas” because that’s how I pronounced it in like 1998

[jess @punkrockpixie25]

@Just_Carryon Asher has a dinosaur one that's the cutest thing I've ever seen and I'm ready for it to be chilly enough for him to wear it.

[jess @punkrockpixie25]

@hankgreen I worked at Aldi for four years. No control over the setups but in charge of the resets every year. They never made sense.

[jess @punkrockpixie25]

Both my kids are about to go through a growth spurt. Addie's been eating like crazy lately and Asher had been sleeping for hours.

[jess @punkrockpixie25]

Postpartum anxiety sucks. Postpartum rage? One of the worst things I've ever experienced.

[jess @punkrockpixie25]

*thinks I might be having real contractions*
*also doesn't want to be wrong and sent home from the hospital after being told I'm imagining things*
👀👀👀

[jess @punkrockpixie25]

@Just_Carryon *laughs in pregnant toddler mom*

[jess @punkrockpixie25]

@savannastxrm I just watched this episode, while being 26 weeks pregnant and I've never been more angry at a TV show. 😅

[jess @punkrockpixie25]

Entering the nesting phase while pregnant with your second child is so weird because your brain is like "DO ALL THE THINGS" and your body is like "I TIRED"

[jess @punkrockpixie25]

Stacy is the most trash person that has ever been on Love Is Blind. #loveisblinds5

[jess @punkrockpixie25]

Being a mom really complicates the "I want to KMS" feelings.

[jess @punkrockpixie25]

Today, after vacuuming, I noticed that there was a small hole in the vacuum hose. So now, my brain is convinced that nothing actually got cleaned and I need to do it again, because the suction wasn't as good as normal. 🙃
#mybrainisbroken

[jess @punkrockpixie25]

Hearing a kid scream in public has never phased me. But when my own child screams, I want to hide forever.

[jess @punkrockpixie25]

"That is the thing about cats; they be dying on their own time."
- Gonzo