Chappell Groan

I make a lot of puns about sapphic women, they go down well | she/her

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

if you’re cheating on your girlfriend she’s allowed to go thru your phone. “Who’s worse the cheater or the snoop??” the cheater and it’s not even close.

[Rob Milton @therobmilton]

- SAY IT AGAIN.

[maddie @madsssagascar]

quote so evil it could be used in a childrens comic book to be widely and easily understood as “thats the bad guy”

[trash jones @jzux]

AI can leave me behind! AI can leave me so far behind that i can't see it anymore and i never hear anything about it! AI can leave me so far behind that i never have to think about it ever ever again

[Chappell Groan @punnilingus_]

I'm British so this is how I saw Cassie's look for the party Maddy took her to in Euphoria

[Chappell Groan @punnilingus_]

@Variety @nlyonne Put her in a season of White Lotus!

[Chappell Groan @punnilingus_]

@itsnwts And yet they still don't be having hair

[Chappell Groan @punnilingus_]

@allurequinn Omg yay!!! And not just because I ship her & Ali

[Chappell Groan @punnilingus_]

#euphoria
Stuck in the suburbs you're folding his laundry, got what you wanted so stop feeling sorry

[Chappell Groan @punnilingus_]

@KTTunstall The literal saw took me out 💀😂

Excited for this! 🙌

[Tayoncé Defense Attorney @lesbeyonsay]

y'all confusing chappell roan for gal gadot

[Chappell Groan @punnilingus_]

@HSTIKKYTOKKY4 Fatherless behaviour

[we’re not really strangers @wnrstweets]

it might be hard but it might be exactly what needs to happen

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

when i vent about something, i make sure to explain both sides of the situation. i don’t speak only from my perspective because i want honest feedback. i’m not venting for you to be on my side. i wanna understanding whether my reaction is reasonable or if i might be tripping.

[Chappell Groan @punnilingus_]

It's a knife when somebody says they like the old me and not the new me

[taly @talytokkiz]

@BLAMElTONYOU I don’t even recognize Charli anymore… brat has really changed her 😔

[trash jones @jzux]

remember: they want you to think AI is inevitable so they scare you into using it. AI doesn't take over if we don't let it

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Red Flag: relationships with people who think it's funny to raise your cortisol.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Marry the person who's found their calling and passion. Envy kills more marriages than infidelity does. Marry someone who loves to see you rise because they're rising too.

[Chappell Groan @punnilingus_]

#Bridgerton

[kemi @kemimarie]

imagine being the middle child AND the oldest daughter. listen