sunday!

I need my family to know every thought I have ever had and decided twitter is the best way to handle that

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the rick and morty crows

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thinking about this OFTEN

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moms b crazy

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oh those aren’t my friends, that’s just the group of people I manipulated into liking me

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@o_rinocoflow

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when are we gonna start fighting on this trainnnnnnnn

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@o_rinocoflow @astral_cars @astral_cars why are you so short?

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the beach makes you OLD?

[Topped love is @MITSKlSUS]

John Wilkes Booth:

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playing and eating

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just got the results from my pet corvid’s genetic testing. call that shit my-crow-biology.

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guys I forgot to celebrate Casimir Pulaski Day (the first of March (the holiday!!))

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dear diary,
today I saw a guy brushing his teeth while driving? “why?” remains one of life’s mysteries. at the end of the day all I can do is hope he is well and his teeth are clean.

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me packing for a flight

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2023 trend forecast

in: sock puppets, feathers (not boas), an interest in the ocean, satchels, having a favorite animal, shiny > sparkly, going on side quests.

out: the “clean aesthetic”, designer vitamins, being evil, 0.5 selfies, keeping up with billionaires, bartering.

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the snail in my ear said my mom called your mom and she said we can have a sleepover but your mom needs to write a note so you can ride the bus home with me on Friday

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me @ banana republic

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Santa Clause 2 has more parallels to Of Mice and Men than you’d think (1)

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The Santa Clause is a shining example of the very specific genre of late 90s early 00s christmas films that fill me with a rage I will never truly understand or have the capacity to articulate.