bukkake chef

you’ll never guess the secret recipe

[elizabeth 🤓 @elizardbethc]

Mexican foo: yo who is that

Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes

First foo: naw but what’s her last name though

[poeticallycorrect @modernmice]

Airbnb hosts are so out of touch with how the world works. They fail to understand that Airbnb is making these decisions because its business is struggling, and customers are increasingly avoiding the platform because they don’t want to deal with cleaning responsibilities.

[Dom @KnowerOfBans]

What a lion. Dude barely even blinked, looked her dead in her eyes and was calm and composed. Unbelievable some people don’t have better things to do.

[gay columbo @joey_chimes]

And once again it’s possible that she knows how to whisk eggs like a normal person but chose to do this knowing how Billy would react thus consciously presenting him as a controlling and domineering partner which is precisely the narrative that helps her

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

something i thought about often while watching “you can see everything” are the people who are regularly convinced that women married to evil men aren’t exactly where they want to be. elizabeth doesn’t need to be “saved” any more than melania

[alisa @squirtstain]

i would like to be a horse on amanda seyfrieds farm

[Nickeee @Nick__Nation]

Forgot I had a diet coke in the fridge and ate my dinner without it

[bukkake chef @mcdaddyissues91]

@knotBoots @markabaigar

[oontz oontz @knotBoots]

This is unfortunately extremely funny

[j @__8_sui]

i feel like such a fat useless whore whenever i laugh at jokes like this

[sera @euchreism]

remember that time i showed up with just panties under my coat

[jake @jakehastakes]

I don’t really care if Elizabeth Holmes felt sad when she saw Amanda Seyfried’s portrayal of her

[999nןǝɯoԀ 🇫🇷🇨🇮🇵🇷🇺🇸 @pomleloupWP0]

Les japonais après Hiroshima quand ils ont appris que la bombe s’appelait « Little boy »

[trin👻 @cartoonghost17]

passing a problem off to my supervisor and saying “that’s why you get paid the big bucks”

[۟ @nicholasneIson]

he’s probably fucking ryan idk

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

This is how Billy describes Elizabeth Holmes the first time he met her as his reason for not recognizing her

[Axel🦇 @AxelTalksFilm]

Probably the most realistic portrayal of Hollywood in this movie. Jared Leto is still making movies

[aaron folsom @VersaceCaesar]

The idea that Amanda Seyfried owes Holmes an apology for portraying her in a miniseries is asinine, especially coupled with the fact that Holmes has never once been sorry about her own actions (including driving a person to suicide!) and still believes her own bullshit

[Maya-Claire 🥀 @ofclmayaclaire]

Never added something so quickly to my reactions folder, holy shit 😭

[Rob Rausch Fan Club @ohjamesgotjokes]

How I felt watching that scene