girlfailure

not chronically online but definitely chronically depressed 👍

i like to be awkward and talk too much about things no one cares about 💕 (also i draw i guess)

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@fckilovepadthai LOL i use this account to argue with incels and keyboard knight mostly so there's no reason for them to like me enough to follow 😹😹 thanks king 🙏

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@hppysnshn1189 @snowset "that's not what i said" is the response to their initial accusatory tones - letting them know that they have it wrong and opening up for an apology and clarification (because in a professional setting you lead with questions, not accusations). but they doubled down instead

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@kiraluvxx tbh most guys you can't but there's definitely guys with stronger muscles down there/get more excited and shoot it out harder lol just gotta keep working for it 😹

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@Techno_Barb how tf did all these racist incels end up in your replies 😭 i hope ur having fun cooking them at least

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@fakesmilece wow i need karma to do its work on this man, i'm so sorry you ever had the misfortune of meeting him

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@bigbroguide @ma1ybe nobody said men aren't allowed to be upset about a rejected marriage proposal... this story is about how her friend is lucky to have an incredible emotionally mature partner. chill out and stop hating women maybe?

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@kurom3owz i hate people that push their bigoted agendas without having any fucking clue what they're talking about 🙄 bro is trying to use somalian as an insult AND can't spell for shit... definitely some 14 year old trying to be like his racist homophobic ass dad

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@wayneradiotv lmaoo his post is getting ratioed by dog pics

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basically i'm this generations greatest philosopher

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for my moms 26th (28th?) birthday i drew her a picture where the clouds were happy and the flowers were happy and the sun was cool but the monkey had headphones on and he couldn't hear the joy in the world so he was sad and the well he was looking into was sad because he was sad

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@feefal_ omg my boss was talking about how she uses it to figure out what to eat and i actually felt my soul die a little

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people are truly out here using it for the smallest things asgfjdjgjh

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@PeterskinTodd @nicguy0 @DRICKIPRINT not my fault i want more fun people and less haters like you bro, sorry not sorry :/ there's a lot of idiots that get attention they don't deserve but i literally just think this guy is having fun and living his best life lmao

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@ftmgoonland @michaellai0205 @BladeRaisor you could be right since we don't REALLY know anything about him personally, but i still feel like he's never actually been a "bigot" because bigots are actually racist/homophobic/etc. and (to public knowledge) he's just made stupid and distasteful jokes

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@winteiris omfg THIS IS SO CUTE GIRL YOU ATE

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@PeterskinTodd @nicguy0 @DRICKIPRINT bitch, you ever heard of slang? maybe fuck off

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@michaellai0205 @ftmgoonland @BladeRaisor literally, unfortunately slinging slurs and being edgy was just what was funny in 2016... dark humor isn't deep enough to mean bigotry, and saying it is takes away from its meaning 🤷‍♀️ he's not a bigot, point blank

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@nicguy0 @DRICKIPRINT LIKE LITERALLY WHO GAF UR LIVING UR BEST LIFE AND HAVING FUN??? go you!!!! 😝😝

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@nicguy0 @DRICKIPRINT ok but fr ur lowkey so iconic for this, i hope you blow up and have zero hate ever again