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When in doubt, go flat out

[RollyPollyPal @Apollyon_Art]

it kind of went like this

[larg @largsoderr]

mindlessly clicked a nsfw link in public and immediately spammed the back button before anything loaded

[Grayson @Graysonkq4]

Yall remember that wobbly effect that was used for memes years ago? I forgot what it was called but this is the only one I could find

[neo ♱ @suib8r]

sorry walmart i didnt expect you to sell some of the most notable alternative albums in the last 30 years

[Rauschi @elrauschinger]

Arbeiten gehen ist so krank, ich bin ü30, ein erwachsener Mann, ich mach den ganzen Tag Sachen die mir keine Freude bereiten und wenn ich etwas falsch mache, bekomme ich Ärger von einem anderen erwachsenen Mann, so als wäre ich ein Kind und er mein Vater

[a n n a @hi_its_annaleah]

I hear *so often* about how autistic ppl must push themselves out of their comfort zones & not allow autism 'get in the way'

I hear *so rarely* about how non-autistic ppl can accept & validate autistic ppl as they are, & ways society can help create safer, more affirming spaces.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

2016: I use technology every day and I love it.

2026: I want a job as a park ranger that only needs a flip phone

[loserist @Loseristo]

Japanese people will draw skinny women with the biggest most absursd breasts but refuse to make them have big asses, absolute coal

[Jimmy Broadbent @JimmyBroadbent]

Entries opening this week 😇

[ッ @WhosMental]

You've gotta be more afraid of wasting ur life than embarrassing yourself.

[jae @mineminemind_]

being shy and socially reclusive as a kid will fuck you up for life

[Pan @pangrey123]

these weekends are starting to feel like a 30minutes lunch breaks tbh

[Richard “Beebo” Russell @proverbs_14_23]

I once sold a truck to a guy who called and agreed to pay full price as long as I brought it to the airport within the hour. It was incredibly sus, but my truck had been for sale for months, and I had grown desperate. So I went. It only got weirder.

The moment I arrive he hops in the drivers seat for a test drive, and a run to the bank to get the money to buy it. He’s a freakishly large porcine fellow, adorned head to toe in dirty work clothes. He looked like Hagrid if he were an alcoholic with a the world’s most unionized construction job.

We get to chatting on the drive. Work, life, conspiratorial ramblings, Donald Trump, Pakis. The usual, if you know this type of guy.

I come to learn he needed to buy my truck to get home. He had bought a one way plane ticket to come buy a different one, but had been ghosted by the seller when he landed. He was stranded at an airport on the other side of the country with no other plan.

So I thought, “well maybe I know the guy who ghosted him. Let me see if I can help.” I asked to see his phone to read his FB Marketplace message with the seller.

He had been talking to some guy with Broken English and a vaguely middle eastern sounding name for several days now. The guy was selling an incredibly desirable truck for 30% below market. A virtually impossible deal. The vehicular equivalent of a horny singles in your area add on a porn site.

He turned to me and said “y’know, his listing says the truck is about an hour from here, maybe I should go look for him.”

I said “bro I’m looking at his profile, he has this same truck listed in every city in North America. The plate in the photos isn’t even from our state. This truck is spammed hundreds of times across marketplace.”

To which he replied, “yeah I thought that was weird. I think it’s a glitch.”

“No it’s not a glitch… you didn’t send him money did you?” I asked, fearing the answer.

“Yeah I sent him a money, otherwise he was gonna sell it to another guy.”

I winced. “how much?”

“Five thousand bucks.”

“……okay.”

“Well let’s look him up, we have his name.” He replies confidently.

“Look him up where?” I ask.

“Facebook”

“I’m looking at his Facebook. It’s not real.”

Just then we arrive at the bank, he parks my 2500HD in the handicap spot at a 45 degree angle. I say maybe we should pick a different spot, he tells me he isn’t picky.

We set up the wire transfer, he makes a disparaging remark about brown people to the teller. She frowns, she is brown. The money luckily still gets sent. And he takes off in the truck.

Hours later he calls me from the middle of nowhere. He had decided to fuck with the aftermarket tuner while driving and bricked it. He was stranded.

I don’t think all you xitter users realize just how difficult the modern world already is for an 85IQ person to navigate.

With 53% of youtube shorts views now coming from AI content, these people are about to be thrust into a completely incomprehensible dream realm forever.

[🩷 Gabby ⭕ | Shockwave's lab rat 🧪🩷 @boot_stamping]

I understand all the mega freaked Chinese sex tutorials now because if someone made me this I’d be left with no choice but to invent the most insane and passionate ways of lovemaking to express my gratitude

[m𑣲cèo @maceomarzotto]

when tf did they stop painting speed bumps yellow i was just in the fcking air

[Mari 🦴 @elfinqueer]

Everybody wanna see a riot or protest until it’s black ppl

[pyukumuku🏳️‍⚧️ @pykmku]

how do you fix a society that thinks this is change?

[T w I t t e r @darthramious]

Most people in France can't afford housing.

They didn't blame immigrants, or transgender people, or video games, or avocado toast.

They blame the government. Because that's who's responsible. That's always who's responsible.