Joe Giovannetti

Writer and photographer of lawn ornaments

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this is how I feel about my follower count

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One year ago today, we released our first episode on A High Wind in Jamaica. To celebrate this incredible year of reading, we are giving away an NYRB Classic of your choice! To enter, like & RT this post, and make sure you follow us. Thank you for listening and reading along.

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@Leighsnamehere are you saying my driver's ed teacher lied to me?

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@nharsch “Actually they’re not called stink bugs anymore, they’re *shield* bugs now, and they make a zesty taco filling.” -you

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I am now the kind of dad who mows the lawn before anybody else is up because “it’s supposed to rain today”

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@Leighsnamehere

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@nharsch That’s what got him killed 🤡

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@nharsch Alfred is Episcopalian (British) but the Wayne’s are hardcore Catholic, Bruce Wayne saw the bleeding Christ on a crucifix every Sunday til they died, then Alfred took him on Christmas til he was 16

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@soupydavis Hot

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Different characters just doing different things for varying reasons

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The Universe Cinematic Universe

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Can be realistic or not, it fully doesn’t matter…there can even be superheroes

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They can be any kind of people doing any kind of thing

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#NewProfilePic

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Asked my kid what he wanted to be when he grew up…he shrugged and said “oh hmmm…a spider?” Good kid.

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@elliegoodman4 Obviously not to his taste!

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I inspired my kid to write a song today, it’s called “You’re Not Funny to Me”…pretty diplomatic!